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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbytitty_wizard@lemmy.world
2 days

As per my last email

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    • NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip
      1 day

      How many ‘U’ keys do you need??

      • SpeakerToLampposts@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2 days

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
          2 days

          Oh hey. It’s the keyboard used in the 2008 action movie Wanted.

            • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
              2 days

              Movie any good? Worth finding?

                • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
                  2 days

                  The story is a little bit curved and I don’t want to spoiler all bullet points, but if you don’t search for a far-reaching target or complicated woven meaning, I’m sure you can enjoy it.

                    • wetsoggybread@lemmy.world
                      2 days

                      4 puns in one nice! Got any more in the chamber?

                        • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
                          1 day

                          Glad you appreciate my killer puns and they hit you on the spot. Maybe that’s a suppressed ability of me. All I wanted was spreading digital joy. That’s all a keyboard warrior could dream of.

                      • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
                        2 days

                        If you like incoherent scream-whining for a solid 20 minutes, followed by an incoherent plot about… weavers?.. then go for it

                          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                            1 day

                            Is the plot stupid? Yes.

                            Is the plot incoherent? Only if you didn’t actually pay attention or have brain damage. It is incredibly simple, stupid, and rather cliched.

                          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                            2 days

                            If you like action movies, yes.

                              • musicalphysics@discuss.online
                                1 day

                                The whole curving bullets thing is one of the dumber plots in action movies.

                                  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                    1 day

                                    They don’t even explain the crazy steampunk sniper rifle that fires a morphing bullet.

                                      • musicalphysics@discuss.online
                                        1 day

                                        I’ve wondered for some time how they got the actors they did for that movie. Was it blackmail? I mean, if they genuinely had the money to get top actors then why didn’t they use that money to get a real writer?

                                          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                            1 day

                                            Either they wanted to do it, or they had some prior contractual obligation would be my guess. I bet that was a fun one to work on. Most stupid movies, to me, seem like they would be more fun to act in than to watch. 🤣

                                • onnekas@sopuli.xyz
                                  2 days

                                  A single “fuck you” button would be an innovative improvement.

                                  Not sure if science is ready yet to accomplish such a task!

                                  • haywire@lemmy.world
                                    2 days

                                    Replace the second U with an S and it gains a lot of functionality.

                                      • ThePropHat@lemmy.world
                                        2 days

                                        sucks you 😳

                                          • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                            2 days

                                            If you insist…

                                          • db2@lemmy.world
                                            2 days

                                            Who’s going to write “fuck yos” it doesn’t even make sense.

                                            /s in case it isn’t obvious

                                              • haywire@lemmy.world
                                                2 days

                                                Say it with a New York accent, problem solved!

                                                  • db2@lemmy.world
                                                    2 days

                                                    I’m typin here!

                                              • Ramsesder13te@feddit.org
                                                1 day

                                                I would just need a off key…

                                                • Dæmon S.@catodon.rocksEnglish
                                                  2 days

                                                  Ergonomics is important, so I present you my quick prototype of a QWERTY version:

                                                  !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

                                                  Screenshot of Sketchbook app featuring my doodle of a qwerty-like keyboard with just the keys Y, U, O, enter, F, K, C and spacebar. The hidden layers revealed by Sketchbook's GUI disclose my initial attempt to make a precise key grid for all QWERTY keys.

                                                  • Armand1@lemmy.world
                                                    2 days

                                                    What’s the longest single word your can type with that keyboard? Best I can do is “yucky”.

                                                      • wjrii@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                        2 days

                                                        cuckoo

                                                          • danc4498@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                            2 days

                                                            Fuckyfuck

                                                              • NaibofTabr@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                                2 days

                                                                in what dictionary?!

                                                                  • 0ops@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                                    2 days

                                                                    I’m integrating it into my lexicon as we speak, you fuckyfuck

                                                              • 0ops@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                                2 days

                                                                FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…

                                                                • db2@lemmy.world
                                                                  2 days

                                                                  cookoff

                                                                  No caps because no shift.

                                                                    • wjrii@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                      2 days
                                                                      1. You win, I think. That definitely seems to be an accepted spelling.
                                                                      2. Pretty sure this particular keyboard is gonna be only caps. One of my keyboards even does this with numlock. It is on by defualt, has no numlock key, and if I plug in a second or use software to turn it off, the keyboard turns it back on like a useless machine.
                                                                        • adarza@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                          1 day

                                                                          i have a crappy dell wireless keyboard here that doesn’t have a NUMLOCK. in some linux distributions or environments it defaults OFF, and i have to rig the DE or numlockx to enable it at login. i only keep it around because it’s a kb+mouse set that shares one dongle… it’s handy to move from pc to pc when i need to.

                                                                            • wjrii@lemmy.world
                                                                              1 day

                                                                              Mine was made for a chemical analyzer for medical and drug testing (it has a METH key, among others!), and firmware-wise the customization was sort of a hack. Keeping numlock on was necessary to make it work how they intended.

                                                                        • NaibofTabr@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                                          2 days

                                                                          Is “fuckoff” one word? As in, "You’re a real … "

                                                                        • AnimalsDream@slrpnk.netEnglish
                                                                          1 day

                                                                          This makes me wonder how we can take a standard qwerty keyboard, and turn it into a layout with as many expletives as possible?

                                                                          • PostProcess@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                            1 day

                                                                            ‘Nobody got fired for buying IBM…’ ‘… hold my beer.’

                                                                            • biggie_dd@fedinsfw.appEnglish
                                                                              2 days

                                                                              altr

                                                                                • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                  2 days

                                                                                  Hah, classic

                                                                                • pitaya@lemmy.zip
                                                                                  1 day

                                                                                  No caps lock?

                                                                                  • M137@lemmy.today
                                                                                    2 days

                                                                                    But you wouldn’t be able to write “as per my last email”…

                                                                                    • ceenote@lemmy.world
                                                                                      2 days

                                                                                      With the power of macros, we can maintain the same functionality while reducing the form factor to a single key!

                                                                                        • NaibofTabr@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                                                          2 days

                                                                                          Wait, are all the macros just pressing the same key different numbers of times?

                                                                                            • bus_factor@lemmy.world
                                                                                              2 days

                                                                                              No need. It knows what the next letter is at any given time. In fact, we can just type out the whole phrase with one key press!

                                                                                                • NaibofTabr@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                                                                  2 days

                                                                                                  Of course, predictive text macro. What could possible go wrong?

                                                                                                    • bus_factor@lemmy.world
                                                                                                      2 days

                                                                                                      It’s typing out “fuck you” every time, so not exactly a demanding prediction…

                                                                                                        • NaibofTabr@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                                                                          1 day

                                                                                                          But what if I want to type other fuck-based phrases?

                                                                                                            • bus_factor@lemmy.world
                                                                                                              1 day

                                                                                                              This macro predicts that you don’t.

                                                                                                            • adarza@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                              1 day

                                                                                                              ahk macro script that replaces every keypress of any key.

                                                                                                    • switch@feddit.orgEnglish
                                                                                                      2 days

                                                                                                      Ahhh, the legendary IBM Model F!

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