- 1 day
I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often
rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
2 daysThe worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔
- 13 hours
so you know how to eat olives out of that spoon :) in general, you want to use suction for tiny round foods from a spoon, because they’ll roll right off ^^
15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.
- 2 days
Imagining my dick
Imagining my dick, but big
Check pants.I’ve conducted some research into this subject and came to the conclusion that it is a hoax.
I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!
iusemybrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
1 daythis sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson
If you ate 50 of those kind of olives, you’ll definitely want an STI check, maybe a lawyer too.
Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues
TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
2 daysI don’t buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.
If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.

























