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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world
2 days

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    • Sam_Bass@lemmy.worldEnglish
      13 hours

      i like to chop them up and sprinkle them on sandwiches

      • P1k1e@lemmy.world
        1 day

        I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often

          • dismay3915@lemmy.world
            1 day

            You drink olive oil?

              • DrSoap@lemmy.world
                13 hours

                It keeps the tubes smooooth

                  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
                    12 hours

                    Classic tweet:

                      • DrSoap@lemmy.world
                        12 hours

                        Smooooth!

                • darthelmet@lemmy.world
                  23 hours

                  This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.

                    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
                      20 hours

                      You can also try two beers. Just two beers.

                    • djdarren@piefed.socialEnglish
                      2 days

                      Two panel meme. First panel is a shot of Yoda looking sleepy, with the caption "after eating 37 olives straight out of the jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am". Second panel is a toy of Yoda that looks kinda sneaky. The caption reads "2:12am... going back for more olive"

                        • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          11 hours

                          Wait, how many olives have you got in there?

                            • djdarren@piefed.socialEnglish
                              11 hours

                              None now.

                            • Hupf@feddit.org
                              1 day

                              4:38 am: There is another…

                            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                              1 day

                              Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead. Here is a description of the content: so one of those Olive Council creeps got to you, too, huh?

                              • etchinghillside@reddthat.com
                                2 days

                                Good to know which users are funded by big olive.

                                  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world
                                    2 days

                                    Yo shut the FUCK up. Just eat da olive.

                                      • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
                                        1 day

                                    • stopforgettingit@lemmy.world
                                      1 day

                                      rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(

                                      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                        2 days

                                        The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔

                                          • saltesc@lemmy.world
                                            2 days

                                            Behold! The olive spork…

                                              • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
                                                2 days

                                                The devil spoon!

                                                  • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
                                                    1 day

                                                    Yeah, why’d they make the drainage slots so pareidolia?

                                                  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                    2 days

                                                    Waaa! Where do I find one?

                                                    What a must have!

                                                      • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
                                                        1 day

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                                                          • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
                                                            1 day

                                                            Tip the spoon? Have you never applied suction to ingest food?

                                                              • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                1 day

                                                                n… yes?

                                                                  • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
                                                                    13 hours

                                                                    so you know how to eat olives out of that spoon :) in general, you want to use suction for tiny round foods from a spoon, because they’ll roll right off ^^

                                                          • Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.network
                                                            2 days

                                                            You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?

                                                              • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
                                                                1 day

                                                                15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.

                                                                  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                    1 day

                                                                    no

                                                                  • kmartburrito@lemmy.world
                                                                    2 days

                                                                    What is this black magic you speak of

                                                                      • bizarroland@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                        2 days

                                                                        Imagine a normal olive, but big.

                                                                          • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
                                                                            2 days

                                                                            Imagining my dick
                                                                            Imagining my dick, but big
                                                                            Check pants.

                                                                            I’ve conducted some research into this subject and came to the conclusion that it is a hoax.

                                                                    • BurntWits@sh.itjust.works
                                                                      2 days

                                                                      I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!

                                                                        • Okokimup@lemmy.world
                                                                          2 days

                                                                          Please report back on your lack of regret.

                                                                            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                              1 day

                                                                              not op. I regret nothing!

                                                                          • ElDuderino@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                                            1 day

                                                                            Is olives the new beans?

                                                                            • iusemybrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                              1 day

                                                                              this sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson

                                                                              • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
                                                                                23 hours

                                                                                I’ve got some on the tree out front. Should I just go raw dawg em?

                                                                                • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                  1 day

                                                                                  Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3

                                                                                    • BloePeUDB@lemmy.world
                                                                                      24 hours

                                                                                      Missing out on all the calories!

                                                                                    • UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world
                                                                                      2 days

                                                                                      Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.

                                                                                        • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
                                                                                          2 days

                                                                                          Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.

                                                                                            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                              1 day

                                                                                              • over_clox@lemmy.world
                                                                                                2 days

                                                                                                Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?

                                                                                                  • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
                                                                                                    2 days

                                                                                                    If you ate 50 of those kind of olives, you’ll definitely want an STI check, maybe a lawyer too.

                                                                                                      • LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world
                                                                                                        8 hours

                                                                                                        can you explain??

                                                                                                    • MycelialMass@lemmy.world
                                                                                                      1 day

                                                                                                      Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues

                                                                                                        • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                                          1 day

                                                                                                          Most foods make you poo, I think

                                                                                                            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                              1 day

                                                                                                              • MycelialMass@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                1 day

                                                                                                                Got me lol

                                                                                                          • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                            2 days

                                                                                                            You have exceeded the required quantity of olives. Now you will regret.

                                                                                                            • myyass@lemmy.world
                                                                                                              2 days

                                                                                                              You poo’er levels are now over 9000!

                                                                                                            • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                              2 days

                                                                                                              I don’t buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.

                                                                                                              If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.

                                                                                                                • Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                                                                  1 day

                                                                                                                  You have not yet found a large enough jar.

                                                                                                                    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                      24 hours

                                                                                                                      Costco sells a half-gallon tub of Kalmata olives for 17 dollars.

                                                                                                                        • Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                                                                          23 hours

                                                                                                                          Did I stutter?

                                                                                                                            • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                              20 hours

                                                                                                                              https://agrocanfoods.com/product/olives-barrel-220l/

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