- 1 day
When you get older your shits get hard as rock and they get as large as a boulder in Indiana Jones. The pain coming out is like next level.
- TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.worldEnglish7 hours
just eat some fucking fiber man.
“and on the third day Jesus drank some metamucil and his shits were gloriously smooth”
It’s gotta be fake. No good samaritan would forget to flush like that.
- 2 days
When you feel torn and rendered asunder
From that mean taco dream 5 day bender
Go and call on your mystery asshole mender
- OctopusNemeses@lemmy.worldEnglish2 days
anon prolapsed up to the blockage point. The damage was internal.
Sounds like someone needs more fiber and has a bleeding ulcer.
- bedwyr@piefed.caEnglish2 days
This story cannot be truthful I feel. Shit doesn’t come out “sideways,” if you take a lot of morphine or something you can get really big shits, but if your asshole ripped, no one could just sew it up like that.
I call bullshit.
- 3 hours
When my wife gave birth, I watched the birthing doctor sew that general region up immediately thereafter. I don’t know if anything was sideways (the kid wasn’t and was healthy and the wife survived without significant injury and those were the subjects that I cared about) but there were certainly ruptures in both orifices.
My wife, very understandably, didn’t notice the ruptures or repairs happening. When my sister asked her about the potentially embarrassing results, I had to answer for my wife.
I’m not saying OP’s story happened, but I am saying it’s plausible.
edit: Sorry, the most relevant part was that the doctor took care of things in under a minute after my wife was done with the difficult part.
- TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.worldEnglish7 hours
anal fistula is a real thing. it doesn’t come from ripping, it comes from an infection, an abscess that drills from your rectum to outside your ass.
terrifying, but real.
