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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyitsviolet@lemmy.world
13 days

My friends are really curious if the dad and son I’m dating have similar sized dicks

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldEnglish
      13 days

      Hey, welcome back Violet.

      • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        13 days

        Sometimes girls have dicks too. :3

          • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
            13 days

            Yeah. And that sister’s dick, is smaller than her brother’s. Are you paying attention? (/j)

              • WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world
                13 days

                I do know AMAB twins where one transitioned and the other didn’t. I didn’t ask them who had the bigger dick though because I thought it’d be rude.

                  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                    13 days

                    Usually HRT does lead to penile atrophy so it’s quite likely the transistor’s dick is smaller

                      • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                        13 days

                          • Hawke@lemmy.world
                            13 days

                            Dang, that one looks like a third leg.

                  • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
                    13 days

                    Well? Do they?

                      • itsviolet@lemmy.world
                        13 days

                        No. Dad’s is bigger. 😶‍🌫️

                          • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
                            13 days

                            And who uses theirs the best?

                              • itsviolet@lemmy.world
                                13 days

                                  • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                    13 days

                                    Do they each know that you’re dating the other one?

                                      • itsviolet@lemmy.world
                                        13 days

                                        Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.

                                          • muzzle@lemmy.zip
                                            13 days

                                            Wait, what’s the difference between a triad and a triangle?

                                              • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
                                                13 days

                                                Number of simultaneous participants.

                                              • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
                                                13 days

                                                All the attention for you

                                                • Colloidal@programming.dev
                                                  12 days

                                                  That’s fucked up.

                                                    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                      12 days

                                                      Everyone is a consenting adult, everything is above board, and nobody’s feelings are getting bent. Why you gotta yuck someone else’s yum?

                                                    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                      12 days

                                                      Btw, if Colloidal is harassing you, you should absolutely report them

                                          • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
                                            13 days

                                            what <checks username> oh

                                            • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
                                              12 days

                                              You can’t just dangle a question like that, having the answer, and then not share.

                                              I wasn’t wondering about that at all. But now I am.

                                              • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
                                                13 days

                                                Anecdotally I know a guy that was, errr, sensitive, about his size. When his son was born, he was horrified to learn his son was too small to be circumsized (btw, good fuck genital mutilation).

                                                The kid’s mother commented that he is fooling no one about why that shocked him.

                                                  • ducktumn@lemmy.zip
                                                    11 days

                                                    Calling it mutilation is such an awful take and smells of racism

                                                      • Bipauler@sh.itjust.works
                                                        11 days

                                                        It’s fucking genital mutilation of newborns.

                                                        Call me a fucking racist, bet.

                                                          • ducktumn@lemmy.zip
                                                            11 days

                                                            I was “mutilated” when I was 9. It’s way more hygenic and did not take anything away from me. I see it as pulling the back tooth or something. It’s just skin. You are not damaging the genitalia.

                                                              • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world
                                                                11 days

                                                                the exposed head rubbing on underwear all the time is definitely damaging sensitive areas

                                                                  • ducktumn@lemmy.zip
                                                                    11 days

                                                                    I have no idea where you got that info. I’m just fine. I have never heard anyone experience anything like that.

                                                                      • BJW@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                                        11 days

                                                                        They are right. Some people spend years in discomfort to regrow their foreskin to undo the mutilation.

                                                                          • ducktumn@lemmy.zip
                                                                            11 days

                                                                            Lmao “regrow their foreskin”. Ok man.

                                                                      • Bipauler@sh.itjust.works
                                                                        9 days

                                                                        So I’m not really sure where you get that snipping skin off of a dick of a minor for some sort of fucking religious reasons is not genital mutilation. You think it’s more hygienic? Maybe you should learn to pull your foreskin back over your fucking penis head and learn to use soap and water bro.

                                                                        Oh sorry you can’t cuz you got mutilated at the age of nine.

                                                                        Good talk bro

                                                                    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
                                                                      11 days

                                                                      You cut the foreskin off the penis for aesthic purposes.

                                                                      Try again.

                                                                        • ducktumn@lemmy.zip
                                                                          11 days

                                                                          For hygiene purposes*

                                                                            • Noodle07@lemmy.world
                                                                              10 days

                                                                              What’s hygienic is taking a shower and washing your dick

                                                                                • ducktumn@lemmy.zip
                                                                                  10 days

                                                                                  You still have to do that after circumcision

                                                                        • dukatos@lemmy.zip
                                                                          13 days

                                                                          - Hey, I heard you married a twin?

                                                                          - That’s right.

                                                                          - How do you tell them apart?

                                                                          - Her brother has a mustache.

                                                                          • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
                                                                            13 days

                                                                            I’m curious who was the third to the party and who invited them!

                                                                              • itsviolet@lemmy.world
                                                                                13 days

                                                                                Background: https://lemmy.world/comment/26427612

                                                                                Part of the reason this unusual dynamic works for them: https://lemmy.world/comment/26443417

                                                                                  • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
                                                                                    13 days

                                                                                    Well, that sounds doubly exciting. Not only that the son was so happy to indulge your fantasies but also isn’t there a bit of a thrill about your financial arrangements?

                                                                                • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                  13 days

                                                                                  Hey, welcome back, violet! Hope you’re feeling better!

                                                                                  • bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                                    13 days

                                                                                    Sometimes the sister’s dick can be better too…

                                                                                    • zxqwas@lemmy.world
                                                                                      13 days

                                                                                      Did you finish the research on twin dick sizes or is that coming up next?

                                                                                      • nyctre@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                        12 days

                                                                                        I thought you were gone for good this time. Glad to see I was wrong. Welcome back. Good to hear you’re doing well.

                                                                                        • Obituarykidney@lemmy.world
                                                                                          13 days

                                                                                          I’ve seen some twin dicks in porn and they look identical, along with everything else.

                                                                                          • LeftReddit2@lemmy.world
                                                                                            13 days

                                                                                            :thinking:

                                                                                            • Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                              13 days

                                                                                              I didn’t know you were from Alabama. This is some real hillbilly shit right here. Roll tide!

                                                                                                • Triasha@lemmy.world
                                                                                                  11 days

                                                                                                  She said it’s a V not a triangle. Dad and son are not involved with each other.

                                                                                                    • Dr. Bob@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                                      8 days

                                                                                                      Father and son are Eskimo brothers.

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