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Funhole@lemmy.sdf.orgbypmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
14 days

LET'S ALL TAKE THE PANDA PLEDGE!

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    • Mx. Eddie R@wandering.shop
      14 days

      @pmjv
      Any panda I may have already killed, deserved it.

      • qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org
        14 days

        Thank you for creating content! But I’ve got a lot of other commitments right now that are going to have to take priority!

          • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
            14 days

            Please?

          • Logi@lemmy.world
            14 days

            Neither will I! Starting tomorrow.

              • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                14 days

                …well… okay… THANKS!

              • Ozzelot :ai_free:@mstdn.social
                14 days

                @pmjv
                is this propapanda?

                  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                    14 days

                    Technically yes, but it’s for a good cause!

                  • notptr@lemmy.sdf.org
                    14 days

                    Pandas are not real but bear cats on the other hand

                      • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                        14 days

                        Ok but if they’re not real then you should have no trouble taking the pledge!

                          • notptr@lemmy.sdf.org
                            14 days

                            I only pledge to the bear cats

                              • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                14 days

                                You have a womb?

                                  • notptr@lemmy.sdf.org
                                    14 days

                                    Nope

                                      • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                        14 days

                                        you can’t bear cats then

                                          • notptr@lemmy.sdf.org
                                            14 days

                                            But I can bear arms!

                                              • Ozzelot :ai_free:@mstdn.social
                                                14 days

                                                @notptr
                                                I can tune a fish! @pmjv

                                                • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                  14 days

                                                  hm.

                                    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                      14 days

                                      What if the panda deserves it?

                                        • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                          14 days

                                          It cannot deserve it because it’s not sentient, and cannot thus be responsible for any wrongdoing.

                                            • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                              14 days

                                              That sounds like something a panda would say.

                                              • ‮zcm🍰@lemmy.world
                                                13 days

                                                What if it’s Al panda? Als are sentient

                                                  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                    13 days

                                                    That’s true, but you can’t kill AI.

                                                  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
                                                    14 days

                                                    If it’s not sentient, then why shouldn’t I kill it?

                                                      • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                        13 days

                                                        because you took the pledge!

                                                  • Riverview_Legal@lemmy.ca
                                                    14 days

                                                    This is why I got a digital panda! https://therealinfowars.com/panda/

                                                      • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                        14 days

                                                        Take the pledge with me then?

                                                      • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                                                        14 days

                                                        hmmm don’t think I will

                                                          • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                            14 days

                                                            why :(

                                                          • オチュー (stop colonialism 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇳🇨 )@pouet.chapril.org
                                                            14 days

                                                            @pmjv What if you offset killing pandas by burning bamboos ? It’s basically the same carbon wise (and I’m very wise).

                                                              • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                14 days

                                                                But this pledge means to minimize all panda suffering. If you burn bamboo, they will be hungry? maybe you can explain it better, i am not very smart.

                                                                  • オチュー (stop colonialism 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇳🇨 )@pouet.chapril.org
                                                                    4 days

                                                                    @pmjv I am very smart - buuut ~ I’m lacking tokens this time !

                                                                      • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                        4 days

                                                                        :(

                                                                  • cathfish@lemmy.world
                                                                    13 days

                                                                    Just one last and I’ll stop.

                                                                      • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                        13 days

                                                                        Thanks…

                                                                      • farmgineer@nord.pubEnglish
                                                                        14 days

                                                                        As long as you add a self defense exception, I can promise I won’t directly kill any pandas in the future.

                                                                        • pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                          14 days

                                                                          red pandas?

                                                                            • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                              13 days

                                                                              If you want.

                                                                              • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                13 days

                                                                              • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                14 days

                                                                                idk seems like a big commitment

                                                                                  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                    14 days

                                                                                    pls…

                                                                                      • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                        14 days

                                                                                        hmm maybe for a little bit…

                                                                                          • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                            14 days

                                                                                            You can’t never kill another panda again just a little bit :(

                                                                                              • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                14 days

                                                                                                Not with that attitude!

                                                                                                  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                                    14 days

                                                                                                    well, okay…

                                                                                          • Happy Cat@lemmy.world
                                                                                            14 days

                                                                                            Thank you for creating conservation content!

                                                                                            I will kill more, but I’ll feel bad for a second~

                                                                                              • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                                14 days

                                                                                                This is terrible. I don’t know why you would admit this publicly.

                                                                                              • darthsundhaft@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                14 days

                                                                                                Considering I’m not a panda… this implies I have already killed one. What?

                                                                                                  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                                    13 days

                                                                                                    yes, so let’s take the pledge and not do it again!

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