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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
21 days

Someone should really do something about that

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    • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
      21 days

      Missed me!

      Uh, how often does it do this. Just the one time?

        • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
          21 days

          Every time someone uses this template, I’m afraid.

          • X@piefed.worldEnglish
            21 days

            1 person, per state, per microsecond.

          • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
            21 days

            I should be safe, I’m close to a border, and it seems to prefer the middle of the state.

              • SourDragon@lemmy.world
                20 days

                Lucky. Half of my tiny ass town got flattened by that thing

              • ceenote@lemmy.world
                21 days

                It’s kind of jumping to conclusions to call it evil. We can’t tell who it’s stabbing.

                • db2@lemmy.world
                  21 days

                  • LoreSoong@startrek.websiteEnglish
                    21 days

                    You gotta eat the stars that apear when he does his lightning attack then shoot them back at him when he tries to stab you

                      • SourDragon@lemmy.world
                        20 days

                        A flood of Happy Brain Sauce™ overcame me with the sight of that image. Such nostalgia

                      • this@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                        21 days

                        Ow

                        • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
                          21 days

                          It missed all of Idaho! I know we are the Texas of the north, but we deserve a stabbing too!

                          • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
                            21 days

                            I didn’t realize Mexico was a state.

                              • _stranger_@lemmy.world
                                21 days

                                It has states, if that helps

                                on second glance, it looks like it’s stabbing a cropped-out Hawaii.

                              • NoWay@lemmy.world
                                20 days

                                That explains my shoulder pain…

                                • ViperActual@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                  21 days

                                  Sweet, this thing missed me! It doesn’t do it often does it? And how hard does it stab? Is it like a slight prod? Or does it draw blood? Or is it fatal even?

                                  • yumpsuit@lemmy.world
                                    21 days

                                    • badbytes@lemmy.world
                                      21 days

                                      Canada, stop touching me ;)

                                      • schnapsman@feddit.orgEnglish
                                        21 days

                                        Make it two clouds and they represent deaths caused by car dependency, about 2 ppl per state per day.

                                        • CubitOom@infosec.pubEnglish
                                          21 days

                                          The cloud is just someone else’s knife

                                          • ncc74656@lemmy.ml
                                            21 days

                                            Does it accept requests?

                                              • I_like_to_smell_it@sh.itjust.works
                                                21 days

                                                Does it count the district of columbia?

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