My therapist’s notes on our sessions
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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This creature would be a better president
Install directly into the base of the brainstem
You can’t lose weight, but that’s okay because the lack of appetite balances that out! (A common side effect my antidepressants have)
The first few books of the old testament are just bad fanfiction based off the Epic of Gilgamesh
The book of Job is about Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob bragging about torturing an innocent man.
And I’m sure a lot of the other old testament books (both protestant and catholic) are just as problematic.
Stay hydrated, folks. That’s less water for data centers to pollute.
Smoking weed, hooking into my mp3 player, then going to the park to vibe on the swing