Weird Al is a superb human being

My twin is a cashier at a grocery, so does texting them a grocery list count as using them??

When we shop together on their days off, we use the self checkout though cause we’re only buying a little generally.

I won front row tickets to his concert once, loved it! Amazing!!

I adored the Sims Medieval. And Spore. But medieval was fun with the adventures and making a little medieval town and such.

Good luck! New Jersey hates everyone!

Ignore that I’m from New Jersey!

Me and my twin. I just use we a lot cause of that.

Childhood me gasped. We loved stamps!!

My mother’s husband does that shit though. Never says goodbye, just hangs up the phone and I’m left annoyed again.