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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyslaacaa@lemmy.world
5 days

Drink up

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    • gray@lemmy.ml
      5 days

      I didn’t know cockroaches were mammals. Everyday is a new lesson on Lemmy.

        • Varesti@lemmy.zip
          5 days

          Close, you actually blend them up and strain out the liquid.

            • Treczoks@lemmy.world
              4 days

              That would definitely be easier than trying to milk them twice a day…

                • iocase@lemmy.zip
                  2 days

                  Indeed. Each roach is milked 1 (one) time

                  • dustycups@aussie.zone
                    4 days

                  • mlatu@moist.catsweat.com
                    4 days

                    they should brand it DEATHMILK and color it with charcoal

                      • bandanawearingbanana@lemmy.worldEnglish
                        4 days

                        Fightmilk! For bodyguards ™️

                      • Otter@lemmy.ca
                        4 days

                        From what I remember, the original study was indeed about cockroach “milk”, from a species that births live babies and feeds them a slurry of crystals and proteins. That slurry is the stuff that is technically more “nutritious”

                        I don’t think anyone is actually trying to get humans to consume the stuff. There are a lot of mammals that produce milk that is more nutrient dense than cow milk, it’s just not as easy to collect it + theres little reason to do so

                      • slaacaa@lemmy.world
                        4 days

                        Yes, same as almond

                          • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                            2 days

                            I don’t like almond milk, but I’d prefer almond milk. But I also don’t drink cow milk, only soy milk.

                          • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
                            4 days

                            tachinid flies, like tstete fly produces something equivalent to “milk” for its giant baby.

                          • Stern@lemmy.world
                            4 days

                            how did they grab the roach titties

                              • slaacaa@lemmy.world
                                4 days

                                Lots of soap needed

                                • gollumsfish@lemmy.zip
                                  4 days

                                  Where a titty is, there also is a will

                                • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
                                  4 days

                                  It was the next obvious place.

                                  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
                                    4 days

                                    Does this mean we’re going to start breeding cockroaches for breast size?

                                      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                        4 days

                                        we’ll have to start calling them titroaches.

                                          • Billegh@lemmy.world
                                            2 days

                                            I’m holding out for boobjobroahes.

                                        • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
                                          4 days

                                          • 777Prawn@sh.itjust.works
                                            4 days

                                            They have to kill the mothers. It’s nowhere near a practical food. One estimate suggested you’d need around a thousand roaches to get about 100 grams of crystals. The more realistic idea scientists floated was sequencing the genes behind the protein and producing it with yeast. 😬

                                              • arrow74@lemmy.zip
                                                4 days

                                                I mean if it’s artificially made I’d try it

                                                • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
                                                  4 days

                                                  producing it with yeast. 😬

                                                  That’s how we do everything.

                                                  • demonquark@lemmy.ml
                                                    4 days

                                                    I’d support killing a thousand roaches. For science.

                                                      • 777Prawn@sh.itjust.works
                                                        4 days

                                                        Many people just support the killing without the science, but the thought of having to do that instead of milking the teets kills my roach dairy dreams.

                                                    • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                      5 days

                                                      “Regrettably, it’s true, standards have fallen…” - Jackie Treehorn

                                                      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
                                                        4 days

                                                        Roaches have nipples? Greg, I’m talking to you.

                                                        How do you milk them?

                                                          • Justifier@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                            3 days

                                                            Think milk made in the same manner as almond milk or soymilk

                                                          • video@lemmy.world
                                                            4 days

                                                            Don’t tell this to RFK Jr.

                                                              • myyass@lemmy.world
                                                                4 days

                                                                Too late, he’s balls deep already.

                                                                  • John Doe@lemmy.world
                                                                    4 days

                                                                    Mandatory for all public school meals if they want funding. RFK Jr milks the roaches himself to ensure the highest nutritional content.

                                                                      • myyass@lemmy.world
                                                                        4 days

                                                                        “RFK Jr milks the roaches himself Kid Rock to ensure the highest nutritional content.”

                                                                  • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                    4 days

                                                                    I’ll just drink four times as much milk.

                                                                      • db2@lemmy.world
                                                                        4 days

                                                                        Just drink evaporated milk.

                                                                        Horchata ftw

                                                                          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                            4 days

                                                                            Just drink evaporated milk.

                                                                            I’ve tried, but it’s gone by the time I get a glass!

                                                                          • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
                                                                            4 days

                                                                            Theyre trying to steal my morning gallon and i wont have it.

                                                                            • someguy3@lemmy.world
                                                                              4 days

                                                                              GOMAD.

                                                                            • Naz@sh.itjust.works
                                                                              3 days

                                                                              Yeah, how about no

                                                                              • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
                                                                                4 days

                                                                                Gotta suck on that cock

                                                                                  • chungus_eater@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                                                    4 days

                                                                                    with you on that

                                                                                  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
                                                                                    5 days

                                                                                    #milkmaxxing

                                                                                    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                      4 days

                                                                                      The scientists that tested it can have it all for themselves, I’ll even give them a free pass to lord it over us cow milk drinking peons.

                                                                                        • OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                          4 days

                                                                                          Three words: Roach Crème fraise

                                                                                            • mirshafie@europe.pub
                                                                                              4 days

                                                                                              Creem Freeeeeeeeesh

                                                                                              Cockroach Creem Freesh!!

                                                                                            • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
                                                                                              4 days

                                                                                              Iced roach cream made into a roach milkshake using even more roach milk, topped with whipped roach cream.

                                                                                            • Zozano@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                                                                              4 days

                                                                                              Okay so… One species of cockroach DOES produce “milk” but its the Pacific beetle cockroach (Diploptera punctata)

                                                                                              They secrete the “milk” into the brood sack (uterus-like pouch housing embryos).

                                                                                                • slaacaa@lemmy.world
                                                                                                  4 days

                                                                                                  Yummy

                                                                                                    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                      4 days

                                                                                                      The worst part is it might be legit yummy.

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