• That’s a pneumatic machine vibrator. Compressed air goes in one of those red holes and out the other, and it causes heavy vibrations. It’s meant for shaking conveyors or machinery that handles dry goods and powders to spread them out evenly. Do not, under any circumstances, let your genitals get anywhere near one of those.

        • This guy vibrates.

          We’ve got one at work - those things are absolutely no joke!

        • as someone who worked in manufacturing, zipties hold the manufacturing industry together, literally.

  • To quote Mrs Doubtfire:

    “She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It’s her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it’s like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn’t chipped her teeth.”

    • Not surprising he’s leading a mobster family now instead. Much easier to handle than a divorced woman and her batshit crazy and jealous houskeeper/nanny.

  • 5 days

    Sometimes I get curious about trying one of these. My downstairs doesn’t seem to function, so to speak, despite the anatomy being all there. But I’ve always wondered if any specific device designed for that might make me feel something. But I don’t love the idea of spending a bunch of money and being put on some sex toy mailing list in order to most likely be disappointed.

  • “it’s got three speed settings: low, medium and ‘who needs a man?’”