Someone needs to test this out because I legit think it might be ok.

I once had a dessert made with caviar over ice cream and it was fantastic.

Laziness. This is what you get when you use Google text to speech and don’t proofread what it transcribe. It’s fucking stupid (yes, I typed that)

I completely understand. I don’t get too many widows, but I try to relocate them instead of going scorched earth on them. They’re fairly slow and easy to catch. Those recluses are quick as fuck and, well, usually not as fast as a shoe or flyswatter.

The amount of spider love here is so refreshing. Gives me hope for humanity. I love my arachnid roomies. Except for you, Mr. Brown Recluse. I’m so sorry, but you gotta go. We’re just not that compatible.