• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
    3 months

    Everyone is going with the satanism or whatever non-Christian antics they are coming up with.

    That’s too easy.

    Study some Bible verses and understand the tenents of the religion. Learn enough about the family to find something you can use. Then break up with her by saying her family are heretics and state that reason. Tell her they’re all going to hell and close the door tight. Never talk to her again.

  • VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
    3 months

    There’s only one way: Anon should simulate fainting like the mom and then explain that god told them they have to break up.

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.todayEnglish
      3 months

      Nothing pisses religious nutjobs more than telling them that God spoke to you and said you were holier than they are.

      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
        3 months

        “You guys need a priest to tell you what God wants? Why, he doesn’t check in with you personally? What did you do to piss him off?”

  • chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world
    3 months

    As someone who grew up in a conservative, Baptist home, I can tell you that this 100% isn’t the most insane thing I’ve heard or seen, but it falls right in line.

    • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
      3 months

      Insane how grown ass adults believe in absolute fairy tales written by the rich/kings to keep the lower classes subservient. In 2026.

      I’d love to ask someone in the 1940s what they’d think of 2026. I bet they’d think we were all living on other planets and half cyborg by now. But nah. Trillionaires.

  • ferrule@sh.itjust.works
    3 months

    Oddly, the two super churchy women I’ve “been with” ended up leaving the church afterwards. Maybe OP should do a little 🫰🤌🤏 to her 🍑 and see what happens.