Good luck with sponsored relocation.

Unless you have some serious credentials or history with the company - they’re not going to shell out money for your move. You’re disposable.

Check this guy’s fridge.

Does Nintendo say Fuck gamers? They’re more “Fuck creative fans.”

I don’t own a Nintendo since Nintendo DS so I’m out of the loop.

Can these be reprogrammed?

I’m not saying to steal them. I’m just saying I saw them at a clothes store and I’m just curious.

I actually really like that line. I remember watching the latest Star Wars trilogy and just nitpicking. I’m not a super fan, I don’t even own anything Star Wars. But, the movies kept pulling out stupid takes that my suspension of disbelief was gone and I kept focusing on hyper details.

I also like that Harrison Ford calls everyone kid.

Imagine an evil terrorist organization coming into the picture, and it’s up to REAL COPS to stop them.

And like real cops, they end up taking a detour to Walmart, where a woman was accused of stealing so they pull out their guns and kill a baby.

Oh is this too real? My bad.