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Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 Memes@lemmy.worldbyThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
7 days

How can you tell?

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world
      7 days

      In any universe where vampire powers include rapid healing, it seems like it would be challenging to perform surgery, especially elective, on them.

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
          7 days

          Gotta go fast

          • alpine_jim@piefed.socialEnglish
            7 days

            Silver-plated scalpel and needles, I guess.

              • toynbee@lemmy.world
                7 days

                I don’t have a deep knowledge of vampire mythology, but in what I have read, silver inflicted injuries simply never heal … But I guess most of those stories about vampire slaying, so maybe the monster just didn’t stick around long enough to find out.

                  • taiyang@lemmy.world
                    7 days

                    Well shit, now I need a fanfic about a medical research trial on the usage of silver in vampire surgery. It’d be hard to get ethical approval from a board of vampires though if it’s believed to be that they never heal, so… idk, vampire rats, first?

                      • DaGreenGobbo@feddit.ukEnglish
                        7 days

                        It’s always the fuckin’ rats, ain’t it?

                • anytimesoon@piefed.socialEnglish
                  7 days

                  Why is the werewolf the one asking the question?

                    • glimse@lemmy.world
                      7 days

                      I thought the same thing at first when I followed the bubble, I assumed the woman trying to deny it. But the werewolf is actually asking his vampire friend who presumably pointed it out.

                    • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                      7 days

                      But the clothes?

                        • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipEnglish
                          7 days

                          The clothes are vampires too.

                          • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
                            7 days

                            Her boobs are in a separate VLAN, hence the boobtime error.

                            • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
                              7 days

                              Ever seen a naked vampire?

                                • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                  7 days

                                  Of course.

                                    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
                                      7 days

                                      Excluding prostitutes.

                                  • Boo! Haunted House!@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                    7 days

                                    I think the joke would come across almost the same.

                                    Only her bust would be visible through the clothes.

                                    • slazer2au@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      7 days

                                      Shhhhh,

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