• Yep. Very gentle (nobody wants to get kicked by a horse with soap in its eyes), very effective (horse owners want that glossy mane look), and no stupid bullshit (they don’t bother with adding 14 fragrances, 5 artificial colors, and 3 types of tropical fruit extract).

    • Wait 'till you try Bag Balm for chapped lips in winter. That cow udder grease is bomb.

      • The rich don’t want you to take the cow pill so they get all that cheap cow stuff to themselves

          • We still prefer so many “livestock” products from when we had horses. You can keep your Bengay, it doesn’t hold a candle to Absorbine liniment.

  • 7 days

    God, if that was real I’d be the main consumer of horse products~ :3