• Cat: “I was so hungry”

    Me: “I literally fed you four times a day… I set a fucking alarm”

    Cat: “I almost starved to death”

    • “But… when did I see you an hungered and not feed you?”

      “About 30 minutes after breakfast every morning!”

    • Cat: “I lterally had to drag you out of the bed with my last strengths not to starve”

      • Cat: “Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow”

        When my cat is hungry it sounds like a truck backing up.

        • Cat: “I was screaming for hours just to get a small scraps of dry food. No water whatsoever”

          Me: “you had 15 water cups distributed evenly around the house so you would drink”

          Cat: “literally like a desert, I tell you”

  • My damn cat will send me to hell, but it’s ok because we’ll be together ❤️