That’s how I took it and the music video. Everyone is fake creepy smiles, getting torn away and nothing matters

Remember to use extra ranch

They literally just got web slinging right and the childhood dream of a game where you fly through building and stop random crimes as Spiderman worked as it did in your imagination.

that was a big feat but yeah, those games were over hyped when they were basically just really fun to move around in

Dog: sideways glance thinks “I used to put people like you away behind bars”

Stoner daughter: pats on ground aggressively “but you love me though”

Dog, excitedly: BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Imagine being told you’re on some dangerous mission in ally territory, some crazy black ops mission to defend a “US politician in danger”, and you’re not being told what the danger is, just that the UK might turn on them somehow.

So you and your little black ops squad are all riled up, being told you’re the best of the best, sent out to do some crazy black ops shit and defend Americans overseas.

You and your squad have some crazy tactical mission with the best gear, fly out of some helicopter off a carrier, grab the target, use non lethal as much as possible, swoop in bring him to safety, high fives all around and the American is saved, no lives lost.

Then later you hear he was just some pedo who almost got in trouble for being a fucking pedo

Imagine how those dudes would feel… You went from telling your family you do the crazy secret stuff to defend America that you can’t talk about, then your kids are growing up like “wait dad did you save that pedo? Weren’t you in UK at that time?”

There are better fake cheeses these days. It’s easier to give it up than it ever was. And tons of pizzerias now offer vegan cheese pizzas.

But honestly giving up beef alone should be commended, just for environmental/climate reasons.

I think melancholy is the sloth sin isn’t it? It’s more standard to consider it sloth now but it used to be linked to melancholy