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    • MissJinx@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1 day

      That’s why I don’t care if I make mistakes in english. It’s not my native language and I make far fewer mistakes than some americans lol

      • Echo Dot@feddit.ukEnglish
        1 day

        The best one I heard was “Hull in a blue” but alI also like “Moo point”

          • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldEnglish
            1 day

            “Moo point” might be an intentional eggcorn meant to reference to Friends. Joey famously calls it a “moo point” and justifies is by saying that it is “Like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”

            And, “hull in a blue” isn’t a true eggcorn because it doesn’t technically make logical sense in context… but, to be fair, it makes exactly as much sense as “hullabaloo” does, so…

              • bitchkat@lemmy.worldEnglish
                24 hours

                I often see ‘mute point’ for ‘moot point’

                  • blargh513@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                    20 hours

                    My boss says this. He’s a c-suite exec. Nobody corrects him.

              • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldEnglish
                2 days

                At least you know they aren’t using AI. Anyways, boneappletea.

                  • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                    2 days

                    The only way to outsmart AI is to use idioms incorrectly.

                    Until the AI figures out this little trick. Then we all just talk like we’re stupid.

                      • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialEnglish
                        1 day

                        You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth

                          • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            17 hours

                            Even a blind elephant can remember to nut twice a day

                              • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialEnglish
                                7 hours

                                Pix or it didn’t happen!

                              • bitchkat@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                24 hours

                                Pretty sure it’s horse’s choir.

                                  • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialEnglish
                                    23 hours

                                    In Wales, it’s preaching to the horse’s collar.

                                      • benderbeerman@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                        16 hours

                                        In *whales

                                          • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialEnglish
                                            8 hours

                                            No, like the wales in corduroy pants!

                                            When they make that whiffing noise, that’s your legs telling you that you’re getting exercise, and exercise is good for you, so you’re hearing agreement.

                                • QueenHawlSera@piefed.socialEnglish
                                  2 days

                                  Bone Apple Tea

                                  • grimdeter@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                    2 days

                                    Not a native speaker, what should be the original/right version?

                                      • cryptiod137@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                        2 days

                                        It would be “on a need to know basis”

                                          • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                            2 days

                                            I’m guessing this supposed HR person is also not a native speaker.

                                              • bitchkat@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                24 hours

                                                I wouldn’t guess that at all.

                                                • deadalus@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                                  2 days

                                                  With how many native speakers still mess up your and you’re, and especially “should of” instead of should’ve, I would actually wager theyre a native speaker

                                                    • Varpeggio@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                      1 day

                                                      Also, plurals being possesified. For example, ACHs v. ACH’s.

                                                      Drives me fucking insane.

                                                        • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                          7 hours

                                                          Dates are a conundrum.

                                                          Is it “the 1980s” or “the 1980’s ?”

                                                          • deadalus@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                                            10 hours

                                                            That’s the same in German, drives me nuts

                                                    • Elgenzay@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                      2 days

                                                      “on a need-to-know basis”

                                                        • grimdeter@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                          2 days

                                                          Thank you!

                                                      • 4am@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                        2 days

                                                        Everyone knows it’s “needle-nose basis”

                                                        • Quibblekrust@thelemmy.clubEnglish
                                                          2 days

                                                          This happens all the time to me with speak to Tex.

                                                            • benderbeerman@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                              16 hours

                                                              Auto co-wrecked?

                                                              • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                2 days

                                                                All my exs live in Tex is…

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