Back in the day you’d just assume it was Photoshop. At least then someone would have put some effort in

These are USAIaian businesses attacking other countries. Why would anyone get arrested?

You can always talk to us lemmings

2k though? That’s not a small chunk of change. That would wipe out a lot of people’s savings. In the example it’s nuking half your savings. What if your car blows up tomorrow and the dishwasher breaks?