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I think there’s an onion in the bottle
Oh, it’s my panda killing business, but just think about it. There are infinite possible futures so there has to be one with infinite pandas. Infinite pandas can only fit in outer space. If we like pandas we need to go to outer space ASAP, otherwise we’re killing millions of potential future pandas. You can’t go to space without killing at least one panda. Therefore we have to start killing pandas to save future pandas. I call this effective pandaism.