Little brother in the bottom bunk is like “why is the wall so sticky?”

That’s a good ol’ fashioned Biblically Accurate Angel right there, amiguite. Had yerself a revelation from God. Fairly certain you’re building the next ark. Personally, I think I’ll take the flood waters for myself, but my brother and sister in law are good folk, and i’d appreciate it if you left them some space on the boat. They’ll help feed the animals and slop the cages.

Oh, and do us a favor. Skip the mosquitos this time around, Noah

The money can stay clean. Remember, I have great throat game, you don’t have to finish on the money

Nancy Reagan was the throat goat of Hollywood and DC, my man. Throat game was strong.

But are you saying I’m 30 years too late with you, or that the entire blowjob-for-computer-work economy has tragically collapsed in recent decades?

Fucking love Fedora, it’s my main squeeze.

But I have noticed something. If someone says “I love gnome” then they get the (playful) shit talkers, but if you say “I love Fedora” people are like “ah, an intellectual” haha

Scroll past *** for what I think is most valuable advice

Ultimately, switching to Linux is preferable, regardless of which distro you choose, from an open source/FOSS mindset. I’m not a super techy person, and made the initial switch due to philosophical reasons and a deep, deep dislike of Windows.

Ubuntu catches a lot of heat for making controversial decisions that go against the beliefs of the FOSS community, such as proprietary app packaging with snaps, and back in the day straight up putting ads for Amazon in the os.

Mint is the golden child, mostly because it is directly based on Ubuntu, so it keeps 99% of the convenience and ease of use that Ubuntu is famous for, while removing the more controversial elements.

There is also LMDE, mint based directly off of Debian. Debian is the distro that Ubuntu, and many others, is based off of. It has a reputation for being very solid, but slow to adapt and offer new features. It is the safe, reliable choice, but “boring,” so people fork it, and make newer more “exciting” distro from it. So Ubuntu is based on Debian, mint is based on Ubuntu. Linux mint Debian edition (LMDE) is based directly on Debian.

Mint’s big thing is cinnamon, it’s desktop environment.

Desktop environments are where I think most newbies should actually be spending their time considering, instead of distros.

You can change the DE on pretty much anything, but some play better with some distros than others.

Cinnamon is very windows like. It is customizable, recognizable to a Windows user, and makes the transition from windows easier.

Gnome, and gnome based DEs, like what ubuntu uses, are more Mac like. Flowy, opinionated, and visually quite modern.

Kde plasma is more similar to Cinnamon, and is the Mac daddy of customization. Wanna do a thing? Likely, Kde will let you or you can brute force it and get it done.

Personally, I am a subby little soyboy who wants Daddy to tell me what to do, so I fucking love gnome. I love the look, I love the feel of it, and the thing I love most is that, when I first made the switch, it wasn’t windows. It was different, and that was fun and let me feel like I had really made a change, and that’s what for the Linux switch to stick after more than a decade of going back and forth.

My actual advice for a distro is Fedora with gnome, and few extensions. But realistically, try mint, try Ubuntu, try whatever, but spin up a virtual machine and specifically try out different DEs (there are a bunch that I didn’t mention) and see which one you like. The distro is secondary, especially for a beginner

Wait, you’re telling me there’s a way to get tech support AND I get to give handjobs?

What’ll you do for a blowjob, because gay up, I put Nancy Reagan to Shame with my throat game

Very cool to find out someone is out there listening for me so I have more free time. That’s a relief. Like that dude in Florida that always files my taxes for me, or that person in New Mexico who handles getting and using the credit cards for me.

The world really is filled with helpers!

Home address: 802 Southport Lane, Southport, New Hampshire

I don’t have a credit card, but my banking information is: 247380174328, ::909137287

My social security number is: 243-89-2112

And just in case you need it, my password to basically everything is OU812

That’s really a shame. It sounds right up my alley. I collect social security numbers and home addresses, and I’m allergic to conch.

If you’re comfortable linking, I’d like to listen to a podcast about posting on Lemmy haha

<3 same message, friend. Same message. :(

My laptop finally died on me. Only 4 years old and the motherboard gave out. I’m devastated.

I’m not actually switching to arch, though. I’m too dumb for that. Haha. I’ve got Ubuntu on my desktop to run my audiobook shelf and Plex servers, and I’m getting a used m1 air MacBook for school