No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

Do not do the thing you did on June 18th 2026.

wait to sell your biomedical stocks until may 2022.

had I waited, I would have made a cool $32 million.

“Idk either, girl, sorry.”

Start painting immediately.

Call grandma more frequently, you have less than 3 years to chat with her :(

(I miss her)

Don’t fucking marry her you idiot.

You’re gonna get a tractor in a year.

Take estrogen.

You will have a lot more money, if you don’t spend it all on drugs.

Bitcoin peaks at $100k

Don’t move across the country with him, get a divorce, your gut instincts are right, he’s been cheating on you this whole time and he’s about to financially ruin you.

It’s me 5 years from the future, [secret I’ve never told anyone should prove it] buy European defense stocks before 2022.

Don’t ever go bouldering again or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life

Don’t let mom get that surgery. She is the glue that keeps us all together and we need more years of that.

You’re trans. Divorce the alcoholic abuser and start being happy