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Leaving your toenails on the floor? But everybody knows that they’re too crunchy to be left uneaten!

Fight a pumpkin, curse a fig, potaytoe potahtoh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursing_…

Sadly, no. But I studied in a Christian high school and have never dated. Imagine the turbogooner I’d be if I wasn’t a straight-edge.

Then there’s me, over thirty years of not cranking the hog at all and counting. Not being aroused helps a lot with all the “having no social life” shenanigans