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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyMickey7@lemmy.world
4 days

It's sad when so many forget the basis for our holidays and celebrations

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    • Snapz@lemmy.world
      2 days

      Cuz the pumpkin did 9/11

      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
        4 days

        Plausible, seeing as how Christmas starts in September now.

        • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
          3 days

          Hallowe’en

          What a grammatical travesty.

          • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
            4 days

            No, he actually fucked a pumpkin and because it was so good the pumpkin came to life with a smile.

            The candle represents the Holy seed he deposited in the pumpkin.

              • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                3 days

              • Apeman42@lemmy.worldEnglish
                4 days

                Look, the Great Pumpkin won that fight and I’m fucking tired of hearing this middle ages propaganda passed off as historical fact.

                  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
                    4 days

                    I dunno… Coulda sworn I saw its head on fire, being carried by some headless dude on a horse.

                  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldEnglish
                    4 days

                    Still the best “In the Know” segment by The Onion

                    • CardboardDecoy@lemmy.world
                      4 days

                      I want this to the tune of “I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die”

                      • csolisr@hub.azkware.net
                        4 days

                        Fight a pumpkin, curse a fig, potaytoe potahtoh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursing_…

                        • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
                          4 days

                          Duhh… he was dinosaur-jousting the pumpkin

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