Mum*.

I am not American.

I managed to evolve into nihilistic post-gamergate smug nerd man, now I just watch lore videos on YouTube and live in a constant state of nostalgia

Why not just use Audiobookshelf? It already handles epubs and local downloads, and has a fully-fledged app available via F-Droid.

Plus it’s not AI-coded slop.

Sorry if this is disappointing but you did post an AI-generated app in a community of AI haters.