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American government: we’re deporting your friends and neighbors to third countries, burning your crops, poisoning your water supply, and delivering a plague unto your houses

Americans: What?! You can’t do that! I’m going to write angry social media posts and participate in a quickly-forgotten weekend protest that disrupts little to nothing! Not this weekend though, I have work in the morning.

10 years, 5 phones

So you only keep your phones 2 years, it’s possible you simply don’t have them long enough to accumulate a noticible amount of steam damage.