Ahem. Bye Felicia.

Dump truck

Jesus fucking christ he’s embarrassing.

But, I WANT offense. I WANT those people uncomfortable. So let’s do more not less, kthx.

Once

Don’t you know who I am? I’m John Purchase! Anyway, you’re right to push back. These scumbags always want personal info to use against you. But it’s not the cashier’s fault that someone who makes 1000x more an hour than them told them them they have to ask though. So have a little fun and give a fake or funny name, but don’t be a dick (unless they make you be one). 2 cents worth of advice from some idiot on the internet.

Hard to tell with that movie either way, tbh