As a Brit I have to stand up for us.

A very small minority are obsessed with illegal immigrants coming over on boats, and the rest of us hate them. They are called Gammons.

Secondly I don’t know anyone who cares about a persons gender. If there is, its a very small minority headed by JK Rowling, who we all also hate.

But of the government said they were starting to ration oxygen, it would be terribly inconvenient, what what.