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To eat: Pistachio ravioli — Not only is it the best savory dish on the menu, it’s vegetarian and cheese-free. I also like to sell this, as it generates positive reviews and repeat business, since we’re the only place in town that sells anything like it.

To sell: Avocado toast with house-cured salmon gravlax — I like to eat this, too, albeit vegan for myself; but the quick pickup time, bright color contrast, and great flavor make it one that people remember positively, and seeing it on a nearby table often makes other patrons ask “what is that and can I have it?” It’s also a good utility item because the kitchen can make it all day, so it’s a breakfast-y option for those who missed the breakfast menu cutoff. And of course, with the optional salmon add-on it’s the most high-dollar item at breakfast, driving sales and percentage-based tipping.

to eat or to sell?

waitress

get slammed, make money

I grew up with the version where the houses areade of mud, cabbages, and bricks. The moral was about over-indulgence.

continuing to attend college without a plan to graduate

They are totally for ears. They are for drying your ears after you rinse them with hot water to flush out the wax.

Don’t use them while your ears are still waxy.

Also, you use them with acetone to carefully strip polish or super glue from the edges of things.

make artisanal videogames and travel

Suplexing a ghost train in FF6

You and me both.

why would I have taken a screenshot of something I’d never forget? screenshots are for things I’d otherwise be forgetting

but anyway, it’s the scene from THUG where Eric fucking Sparrow steals credit for the chopper trick

Mutual aid societies, time banks, and various expressions of the gift economy are popping up everywhere. People are eating out less and (young people especially are) drinking less.

We are doing some things, but it looks more like a rejection of consumerism than armed revolt.