Fucking marines…

Send in KennyDee (otherwise known as Dr. WormBrain) - he’ll eat the infected ones and shit out clean disease free poop with his “no wipe behind”.

Where do you think we got it from?

It’s inherited!

He’s replacing the saltpeter in the chow halls in basic with viagra dust.

Apparently he’s personally “taste testing” each man’s “spermial voracity” and rating them for “call me later” or " hey babe - my office - right now - that’s an order soldier".

Then they’re not churches, they’re hangouts. Entertainment. Keep the morons fed, sheltered and basically entertained and you have the makings of a long running government.

thanks don donny. are we great yet?

That’s probably pretty good. How did you dream that up?

The ‘you’re fired’ show starring donny dump.

People quit believing in fairy tales and magical sky wizards, people quit paying for the god and pony show.

: )

I thought most of the European continent used year, month, day.

Thanks for the knowledge.

Also… how’d it go? I’m guessing you were awake for such a notable event.?

American calendar notation only.