Gandalf the Gorsed

Baker’s half dozen

The Haidilao birthday song changes you

I assume you mean ejective k, rather plosive. /k/ is a plosive/stop by definition! On a side note, ejective k actually appears in some English dialects at the ends of words. If you listen out for it, you’ll probably hear it at some point.

Learn Georgian, it has no grammatical gender so less opportunity for misgendering

Tangentially related but also interesting, A Map labels neither Palestine nor Israel, going for the less well known 0 state solution.

Solution: date an astronomer