I feel like this is one of those things that you look at and want to vomit, but then you try it and it’s actually pretty good. Then you vomit.

Cock socks cock socks cock socks!

I said it in front of a mirror and now I can’t get rid of this crusty ass gross ghost…

I’m an old man yelling at clouds but I don’t trust any of the password storing technologies. I have a system of making/writing passwords and a save a short form of them on my pc. Without knowing a specific segment you’d never be able to guess what they were so the segment is the only thing I need to remember. Having to access accounts when not at home is a massive pain in the ass though lol

Math is one of the main reasons I didn’t go for anything science related. I need to understand HOW something works in order to retain it. Every math class I ever had was always “when you see x36h638f then do the formula 362h+gsue6-8226g/h7383 because stone cold said so.” …like how the fuck am I supposed to not only memorize that completely abstract nonsense, but remember how/when to apply it?? My dumbass brain doesn’t work that way

Own a home, be in a long term relationship, have a career worth a shit.

I’m turning 40, “uneducated” because I never “found myself” and had to support myself right out of highschool. Single for almost a decade. Working a dead end factory job. It’s not happening. :/

That’s how I feel about astronomy and science in general really…

That and I’m also really stupid so I could never be a scientist lol

…and thats how I learned how to bake…

Now I can’t keep snacks or flour in the house… Lol

Literally YouTube too. It’s fucking disgusting. Watch a few video game related videos and suddenly it’s “hey look at asmonfuck, hey here’s fox news, hey how about this video of some fuck worshipping Trump! Did you want to see this video about liberals getting owned? How about liberal hivemind videos?” It’s fucking infuriating

It means you’re in for a shocking surprise! If it were inverted it would signify the shock sends you down a dangerous path… Head first.

Oh yeah? Well I’m cuter! Crappy, Unworthy, Timid, Extremely pathetic, Revolting!

I’m not sure 20 year old me would be very surprised. I ended up pretty much exactly where it would be expected of me: still single, living in a garage, working a dead end factory job. No possibility of ever owning a home and dwindling possibly for any kind of retirement.