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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbystenAanden@feddit.dk
12 days

Is that good?

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    • gastroglizzy@piefed.socialEnglish
      12 days

      “A shocking rise to power lies in your future.”

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldEnglish
          11 days

          Smh I don’t want lies, I want truths

            • Aneb@lemmy.world
              11 days

              What if I were to tell you its lines of power.

                • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  11 days

                  Lines? Now how is power related to cocaine? That’s silly

            • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
              11 days

              The Hot Air Balloon Accident is actually a symbol of change, not necessarily bad.

                • mamg22@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                  11 days

                  “What does it say then?”

                  “You’ll go through a big change in how alive you are…”

                    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
                      11 days

                      You’re gonna die but you’ll be happy about it

                    • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                      11 days

                      Similar vibe:

                      The Tower

                        • Victor@lemmy.world
                          11 days

                          The Tower of Love

                            • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todayEnglish
                              11 days

                              Baby, if this is love, I’d rather be single

                              • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                11 days

                                it’s a curious thing. makes one man fall out of a tower, makes another man fall out of a tower.

                              • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
                                10 days

                                Shouldn’t there be two?

                              • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
                                11 days

                                Changed into a blackened husk.

                                • smeg@feddit.ukEnglish
                                  11 days

                                  As demonstrated in Father Ted!

                                • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
                                  12 days

                                  It lets you turn one glass card into tempered glass. You still get the multiplier but now it won’t break

                                    • decolo@piefed.socialEnglish
                                      11 days

                                      Can I buy a couple tarot packs?

                                    • protist@retrofed.comEnglish
                                      11 days

                                      We had a serious hot air balloon/power line accident here in Texas 2016, and I met some first responders who were at that scene. For many of those responders it was the worst scene they’ve ever encountered. Sixteen people died. Anyway, sorry to bring down this shitpost

                                      • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                        12 days

                                        The weird thing is that’s not even a tarot card. It just showed up when you did.

                                        • Asafum@lemmy.world
                                          12 days

                                          It means you’re in for a shocking surprise! If it were inverted it would signify the shock sends you down a dangerous path… Head first.

                                            • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
                                              12 days

                                              Change is a pun, you

                                            • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                                              11 days

                                              Is that good?

                                                • stenAanden@feddit.dkEnglish
                                                  11 days

                                                  ¿Good that is

                                                    • megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                      11 days

                                                      You get a cake next to your account name on the yearly anniversary of the day it was registered.

                                                    • Victor@lemmy.world
                                                      11 days

                                                      Happy cake day!

                                                    • Smaile@lemmy.ca
                                                      11 days

                                                      Quite the tower you got their malm

                                                      • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
                                                        11 days

                                                        Plot twist: it was upside down

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