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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyMickey7@lemmy.world
4 days

Those rare times when another person just thrills you

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
      1 day

      Always Robertson. Seriously, I started using them because my job bought something from Canada and I had to mess with it and it was love at first screw. Flathead sucks in every way. Philips cams out too easily and isn’t held on by the bit. And vodka and orange juice are both C tier cocktail ingredients at best.

      Give me Robertson and a bourbon or scotch

      • Johnmannesca@lemmy.world
        2 days

        Square 2 🤓

        • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zipEnglish
          3 days

          Not only did i not get the joke cause we call it something different in europe but also my day would be ruined cause the obviously superior bit is torx

            • Mickey7@lemmy.world
              2 days

              what is orange juice and vodka called in Europe?

                • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zipEnglish
                  2 days

                  We just call it a vodka orange. It translates too so in hungary its just “vodkanarancs” which is a direct translation.

              • ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml
                3 days

                Torx. The best balance between gripping force and size of the head

                • aedaz@lemmy.zip
                  3 days

                  90’s laugh track

                    • ManixT@lemmy.world
                      3 days

                      Seriously, haha.

                      Even looks like the mene was captured from VHS

                    • Ariselas@piefed.caEnglish
                      4 days

                      Phillips not Robertson? nope, it’s not gonna work out.

                        • Triumph@fedia.io
                          4 days

                          Torx?

                            • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
                              4 days

                              Acceptable.

                            • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.caEnglish
                              3 days

                              nah, she’s just another level up from where you’re thinking

                              if it’s Robertson, the impact driver is the tool to use.

                              • MBech@feddit.dk
                                3 days

                                Get outta here with your weird canadian standards!

                              • macniel@feddit.org
                                4 days

                                Also that’s when I realized that I had a drinking problem.

                                Ted stryker trying to drink, but he has a problem and throws the drinks at him and his clothes instead of pouring it down his mouth

                                  • Rolivers@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                    2 days

                                    Surely you can’t be serious.

                                      • macniel@feddit.org
                                        2 days

                                        I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

                                      • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
                                        4 days

                                        Everyone needs a hobby.

                                      • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip
                                        3 days

                                        This joke is old enough for an AARP subscription

                                          • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
                                            3 days

                                            Weird fact: you can join AARP at 18

                                              • pigup@lemmy.world
                                                3 days

                                                Also aarp provides free tax filing services for broke assess ( me back as a post doc).

                                            • tiedigger@fedinsfw.appEnglish
                                              3 days

                                              But why vodka

                                                • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
                                                  3 days

                                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_(cocktail)

                                                    • tiedigger@fedinsfw.appEnglish
                                                      2 days

                                                      I see

                                                      • toynbee@lemmy.world
                                                        3 days

                                                        For when you need to loosen up.

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