- 3 days
Maybe it’s one of those sci-fi doors that just goes straight up into the ceiling?
- 3 days
Open just enough so that they can slide sideways and out(?). The less the better to minimise chance of friction and thorns (cuz wooden floor)
- LouNeko@lemmy.worldEnglish3 days
POV: When you have to piss but can’t go so you have to squeeze you balls shut.
- 3 days
I heard a really weird sound from the pastures out back. Turned out the goat got himself stuck with his balls on the electrical fence and was giving a good alarm siren impression. When I got closer, he saw me and suddenly got himself unstuck and making a run for it. Turns out me going after his balls was more tension for the idiot than the fence was providing him. The idiot challenged me when he first saw me way back, I told him that was not a good idea and after that he always kept a weary distance.
