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- 2 days
It’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.
- 2 days
Is that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?
- 2 days
Leave the loo, swear like a sailor for a minute or so, and use the fines that got printed out as makeshift bogroll.
- 2 days
Silvester Stallone saif in an interview that he assumed you scrape your feces using them like chopsticks. I really like that no one really knows how to use them, it doesn’t matter, and it’s more fun that way. But the fact that tge main character is not only wrong, he also doesn’t seem to know what chopsticks are and how to use them is even more funny.
- 3 days
Imagine you dont see them. How do you use the bathroom without the three seashells?!
Considering that we’re all eating Taco Bell or rat burgers, we’re going to need something a little stronger than two-ply.
2 days“Eat recycled food. It’s good for the evironment and okay for you.”
- 2 days
After reading the synopsis, I just realised that film is set only six years into the future now…
- 3 days
The Cloud 9 recreation of the Enterprise-D interior had three seashells in all the heads.
- 3 days
This would definitely make me swear out loud a few times
