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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbymysticpickle@lemmy.ca
2 days

Imagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
      2 days

      What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?

        • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2 days

          What a sad existence to not know about the three seashells.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialEnglish
            2 days

            It’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.

              • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                2 days

                Is that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?

                  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialEnglish
                    2 days

                    Either way sounds like a headache.

              • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
                2 days

                Leave the loo, swear like a sailor for a minute or so, and use the fines that got printed out as makeshift bogroll.

                • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
                  2 days

                    • Mwa@thelemmy.clubEnglish
                      2 days

                      Eww

                    • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                      2 days

                      • winkly@lemmy.world
                        2 days

                        Someone once said that they were probably just buttons for a bidet

                          • FatVegan@leminal.space
                            2 days

                            Silvester Stallone saif in an interview that he assumed you scrape your feces using them like chopsticks. I really like that no one really knows how to use them, it doesn’t matter, and it’s more fun that way. But the fact that tge main character is not only wrong, he also doesn’t seem to know what chopsticks are and how to use them is even more funny.

                          • YoFrodo@lemmy.world
                            2 days

                            Imagine you dont see them. How do you use the bathroom without the three seashells?!

                            • expatriado@lemmy.world
                              2 days

                              silver seashells? fancy, we have to use whatever we find at low tide

                              • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io
                                2 days

                                Considering that we’re all eating Taco Bell or rat burgers, we’re going to need something a little stronger than two-ply.

                                  • thermal_shock@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                    2 days

                                    That’s why there’s three

                                  • db2@lemmy.world
                                    2 days

                                    [Quote removed]

                                    Fuck Rob Schneider

                                      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                        2 days

                                        “Eat recycled food. It’s good for the evironment and okay for you.”

                                      • OmegaMouse@pawb.social
                                        2 days

                                        I’m not really sure what I’m looking at. Is there TP somewhere?

                                          • Akido37@lemmy.world
                                            2 days

                                            Reference: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697

                                              • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
                                                2 days

                                                After reading the synopsis, I just realised that film is set only six years into the future now…

                                                • OmegaMouse@pawb.social
                                                  2 days

                                                  Lmao thanks! I should watch this at some point

                                                • macniel@feddit.org
                                                  2 days

                                                  TP for your bunghole, Bungholio?

                                                • bizarroland@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                  2 days

                                                  I always say it’s one up, one down, and one to polish.

                                                  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                    2 days

                                                    I’d just use the toilet brush

                                                    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
                                                      2 days

                                                      The Cloud 9 recreation of the Enterprise-D interior had three seashells in all the heads.

                                                      • ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                        2 days

                                                        This would definitely make me swear out loud a few times

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