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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbythiscat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
2 days

the three main Abrahamic religions

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    • Sanctus@anarchist.nexusEnglish
      2 days

      Feels more like this recently:
      pAHXRKDSUhb3Eu7.jpg

        • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io
          1 day

          I’m pretty sure only certain groups of Evangelical Christians are waiting for the world to end.

            • marcos@lemmy.world
              1 day

              It’s a tiny group, that is mostly inside the US’s government buildings.

                • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io
                  1 day

                  Sure, but the parent comment’s meme doesn’t just talk about the people in US government buildings; it makes a statement about the approximately 6 billion people who believe in a religion. I don’t think US government buildings are quite that large.

            • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              2 days

              I was raised by jews, i don’t get this

                • expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip
                  2 days

                  The Jewish people really like hockey, as Moses separated the sea into ice and water, which allowed the slaves to skate across, but the heathen Egyptians hadn’t received the ice skates from God.

                  (this joke may require a quick search for FIH)

                  You apparently don’t study the Torah.

                • CynicalNihilist@lemmy.world
                  2 days

                  Ah yes the three main Abrahamic religions: lowercase t, that one ball in Toy Story, and 2 triangles

                    • decolo@piefed.socialEnglish
                      2 days

                      it’s like 6-8 triangles, depending on how generous you are feeling

                        • dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz
                          10 hours

                          All I see is a rhombus rotated five times.

                        • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de
                          1 day

                          Radiating hexagon

                        • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io
                          2 days

                          Please explain the significance of the fih in Jewish theology to us philistines (pun intended).

                          • Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                            2 days

                            Can I send this to my Jewish friend? I think they’d find it funny

                              • thiscat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                2 days

                                Sure

                              • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
                                2 days

                                Abe got a lot of things to answer for.

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