- 2 days
I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.
Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.
- 2 days
If the broom is magical enough to fly, surely it’s magical enough to feel super comfortable? That’s how I’ve always rationalised it
The thickness of padding jammed between your legs required to buffer your bits against riding a closet clothes hanging rod would be enough to, at the very least, make you walk funny when not riding.
2 daysThe saddle on my last bike was not far off that. Riding a dildo to work may be somebody’s cup of tea, but it wasn’t mine.
- 3 days
Someone mentioned Roomba is an anagram for “a broom”.
Also shouldn’t she be sitting on it? Or is the picture not clear then?
- 2 days
Amazingly, the meme way is the best way to demo the plush objectively here. Unlike the Spamton plush…
yess, this was totally the first thing i thought when i saw the post for like no reason.
- 2 days
I think it depends on how you sit. I’d probably take either a meditative lotus pose or maybe a whimsical cross legs with a cup of tea, so no, not gangsta.
- rainwall@piefed.socialEnglish2 days
Clearly needs to be doing a Slav sqaut in a pair of Ukraine flag adias pants.
Then she gangsta as fuck.
Witch transit safety standards have come a long way since 1137 AD. Despite the smaller size, they are more than capable of supporting and protecting the average witch.*
~*American witches may opt for our enhanced support package.~
- adarza@lemmy.caEnglish3 days
seems like the logical progression. 1990s sabrina ‘flew’ an upright vac.
- 3 days
Brooms are easily and affordably replaced, don’t need an app, can’t be forced to SaaS, and if the maker goes out of business, you can find another.
- 3 days
There needs to be a witch of the Deep North that wears layers of knitwear and rides atop a Zamboni
Hmm. I feel like one could mount a chair to one of these and have the mop sticking out of the ringer, handy for jousting purposes. Seems more comfy.
- 2 days
There are two characters like this in Little Witch Academia and one of them literally rides on a flying roomba.
- TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.worksEnglish3 days
I’d be so scared I’d fall off, there seems more to anchor yourself with with a broom
- TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.worksEnglish2 days
It’s magic that it’s flying, I don’t think I ever heard it’s magic that you can’t fall off, quite the opposite in most of the stories I’ve read that featured brooms
- 2 days
Magic that binds you to the roomba. So as long as it’s flying, you’re staying attached.
- NaibofTabr@infosec.pubEnglish3 days
Long as you’ve got gymnast skills. It is basically just a monkey bar, without the side posts.
Either way you better work on your grip strength and pull-ups.
- HalfSalesman@lemmy.worldEnglish2 days
As long as all the surveillance stuff is striped from it and perhaps its running open source software.
I think the shamful euphemism ‘she rides around town on a broomstick’ is now fully, and permanently, worn out.
