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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbytitty_wizard@lemmy.world
3 days

You're all friends to me

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    • spacegoat@lemmy.world
      1 day

      I’ve got bad news…the Fediverse is just one guy

      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
        2 days

        Looking at you @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

        • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
          2 days

          Then after a few months they come out with some indefensible unhinged shit and make you question everything.

          • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
            3 days

            I keep finding the same two girls on every comment section for the songs I listen in SoundCloud. Sometimes I enter the comments and don’t see them and I’m like they need to listen to this, they would love it.

              • Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works
                3 days

                I love this for you.

                • lasta@piefed.worldEnglish
                  3 days

                  If it worked, that would make a great story about bonding over music! I’d be too worried about giving the wrong impression to tag them though.

                  • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
                    2 days

                    ILL KILL YOU DRIVING CROONER

                  • Godric@lemmy.world
                    2 days

                    I have one stalker that shows up to be a contrary dickhead, does that count?

                      • Yeller_king@reddthat.com
                        2 days

                        The line between fan and hater is blurry

                      • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldEnglish
                        3 days

                        • gnufuu@lemmy.ca
                          2 days

                          We really share a bond that none of the other three active users share <3

                          • Ftumch@lemmy.today
                            3 days

                            • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
                              3 days

                              I’m a simple man. I see a titty wizard. I upvote.

                                • iuminou@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                  2 days

                                  titty wizard? isnt alchemy the titty magic? estrogen is a potion essence

                                • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                  3 days

                                  Still waiting for you to magic some boobs into our lives.

                                    • iuminou@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                      2 days

                                      should cast permanent conjure estrogen targeting my blood

                                      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
                                        3 days

                                        Maybe they just cast spells for the benefit or on behalf of titties.

                                      • LillyPip@lemmy.caEnglish
                                        3 days

                                        Fucks sake. ‘Memes’. No apostrophe. So annoying, such sad.

                                          • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
                                            2 days

                                            • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                              2 days

                                              By the meme’s very nature, it was funny.

                                              • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
                                                2 days

                                                Pronounced maymays

                                                • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
                                                  2 days

                                                  wowe

                                                  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                    3 days

                                                    You say no apostrophe but then use two of them?

                                                    Curious.

                                                    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
                                                      3 days

                                                      I am disappoint.

                                                        • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                          3 days

                                                          Dad? You came back?

                                                            • JigglySackles@lemmy.world
                                                              2 days

                                                              He just forgot his keys. He’s heading back out for that pack of cigarettes now.

                                                        • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
                                                          3 days

                                                          Aw! 😍

                                                          • jdr@lemmy.ml
                                                            3 days

                                                            I was going to yes and that we’re friends, but lemmyracism won’t allow it.

                                                              • iuminou@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                2 days

                                                                what

                                                                  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
                                                                    2 days

                                                                    sigh

                                                                    I was going to yes and that we’re friends, but lemmyracism won’t allow it.

                                                                      • iuminou@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                        2 days

                                                                        youve not made your point any clearer

                                                                        i still have no idea what youre trying to convey

                                                                          • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
                                                                            2 days

                                                                            You do know I am a different person making a fairly common joke, right?

                                                                              • jdr@lemmy.ml
                                                                                1 day

                                                                                What?

                                                                      Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

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                                                                      You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

                                                                      Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

                                                                      Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


                                                                      Rules:

                                                                      1. Be Respectful

                                                                      Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

                                                                      Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

                                                                      …


                                                                      2. No Illegal Content

                                                                      Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

                                                                      That means:

                                                                      -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

                                                                      -No CSA content or Revenge Porn

                                                                      -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

                                                                      …


                                                                      3. No Spam

                                                                      Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

                                                                      -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

                                                                      -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

                                                                      -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

                                                                      -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

                                                                      …


                                                                      4. No Porn/Explicit

                                                                      Content


                                                                      -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

                                                                      -Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

                                                                      …


                                                                      5. No Enciting Harassment,

                                                                      Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


                                                                      -Do not Brigade other Communities

                                                                      -No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

                                                                      -No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

                                                                      -No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

                                                                      …


                                                                      6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

                                                                      -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

                                                                      -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

                                                                      …

                                                                      If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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