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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyGrail@multiverse.soulism.net
4 days

The next generation of AI powered technology

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    • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      4 days

      Why does that look like the fakest bald head ever? Is that makeup, or a photoshop? The dude clearly has two very different skin tones.

        • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
          3 days

          I think the face is pasted on in Gimp or Photoshop - the traditional tools of the old masters.

            • gedaliyah@lemmy.world
              3 days

              An elegant software for a more civilized age.

            • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
              4 days

              Dude looks he had someone else’s face put on him

              • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                3 days

                It should be reported, every once and awhile shitposts arent real.

                  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
                    3 days

                    I’m sorry I’ll take the post down

                      • aaaa@piefed.worldEnglish
                        3 days

                        Liar

                          • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
                            3 days

                            I’m in the process of doing it! It’s just taking a while because I’m using the butterfly programming method

                      • MBech@feddit.dk
                        4 days

                        His ear also looks out of place

                          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            3 days

                            i dont like his shoes

                          • starik@lemmy.today
                            3 days

                            It’s a bald cap blended with makeup. He has hair under it

                              • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                3 days

                                I wondered that too. But it’s SUCH a piss poor blending job.

                            • crank0271@lemmy.worldEnglish
                              4 days

                              Finally, a technology worth boiling the oceans over.

                              • dismay3915@lemmy.world
                                3 days

                                This made me chuckle. That’s rare. You get a pat on the head.

                                • homes@piefed.worldEnglish
                                  4 days

                                  As a guy who is losing his hair, I am so glad that this is not one of the things I am insecure about.

                                  (having a huge dick helps 😉)

                                    • alien_observer@slrpnk.net
                                      3 days

                                      Life with hair was an illusion. Rid yourself of what remains and join us, brother.

                                        • homes@piefed.worldEnglish
                                          3 days

                                          I’ll say this: I am superduper into hairy dudes, and I have observed that bald dudes are extremely hairy everywhere else.

                                          1. that totally works for me

                                          2. oh look! As I’m lost a little bit of my own hair, I’m also getting even more hairy myself. I’m a little turned on by that, too!

                                          3. in this increasingly complex and terrifying world, in this swirling morass of insecurities, ‘losing my hair’ is one less thing I need to worry about. I’ll take that as a win if that’s something that just doesn’t bother me. And, to be perfectly, Frank, I have had the privilege to sport a mohawk since I was 17, and I’m 49 now. I have definitely “made the most of it“ the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and I am perfectly happy with the end result. 🤟

                                        • xkbx@startrek.website
                                          3 days

                                          now wait a minute, my dong is tiny and I also feel great about being bald

                                            • homes@piefed.worldEnglish
                                              3 days

                                              #bottomlife

                                              Every yin has a yang ;)

                                              ❤️

                                          • rangber@lemmy.zip
                                            3 days

                                              • bonesawmcl@lemmy.world
                                                3 days

                                                Too much hair

                                              • CelloMike@lemmy.world
                                                4 days

                                                “Welcome back to Braining with Babish”

                                                  • Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                    3 days

                                                    Brapping with Babish

                                                  • MolochHorridus@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                    3 days

                                                    They want me to actually break windows now?

                                                      • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
                                                        3 days

                                                        Look at this guy. He still has windows.

                                                          • Ignotum@lemmy.world
                                                            3 days

                                                            I have never had Linux break due to a fart, either Linux is strong or my farts are weak

                                                        • Photonic@lemmy.world
                                                          3 days

                                                          Man now I kind of wish I was bald… I have brain farts at least once an hour

                                                          • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
                                                            3 days

                                                            Charles Xavier from Temu.

                                                            • cinoreus@lemmy.world
                                                              3 days

                                                              What do they mean by double the loudness? Make 80db 160db or 83? The latter would not have much difference, while the former turns your farts into a tactical weapon.

                                                                • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
                                                                  3 days

                                                                  Double the subjective loudness.

                                                                    • cinoreus@lemmy.world
                                                                      3 days

                                                                      160db, it is.

                                                                  • lemmygarden@lemmy.today
                                                                    3 days

                                                                    Any chance this will be available for haired folk?

                                                                    • Szurke@sh.itjust.works
                                                                      4 days

                                                                      Looks kinda like Anne Hathaway.

                                                                        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                          4 days

                                                                          God I wish she’s fart twice as loud and directly into my nostrils.

                                                                        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                          3 days

                                                                          I’m getting three and handing them to random bald dudes in the office!

                                                                          • Snapz@lemmy.world
                                                                            3 days

                                                                            AI… Asshole Improvement

                                                                            • rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz
                                                                              3 days

                                                                              highlighting twice would make this headline more clickbaity

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