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- psx_crab@lemmy.zipEnglish7 days
Just become a zookeeper and you get to take care a tiger cub. Problemo solved.
7 daysyou have to be the right kind of zoowarden. my friend who works with the elephants never gets to bring any cool animals home. a friend lived next door to the big cat lady and she brought home a cub any time they had one.
Then they are either very cool or you are very dead. Either way, worth it.
Someone messed up and put “not” all over this picture, other than that though it’s a good guide
- 7 days
I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won’t be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared
weeelllllll, you can do the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed I assume before you’re allowed to pet them? because you’re not petting one any other way …at all.
As to the ethics of that, welllll, we destroy their habitat and have nearly made them go extinct and that seems perfectly acceptable, soooo. Just to be clear I have not done this personally.
Its nasty to do that to a tiger, but if people want to feed me, get me high on ketamine and pet me I’m fine with it.
- restingOface@quokk.auEnglish7 days
the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed
Rawr I’m a tiger come capture me, Thailand
A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!
- snoons@lemmy.caEnglish7 days
You definitely can but it takes a long time and you have to say “chhfchhffchff” not “psspsspsspss” because that’s not tiger language.
Essentially you have to be around when the liger is born.
