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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyrestingOface@quokk.au
8 days

el tigre

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el tigre
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    • DigDoug@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8 days

      …but what if I go “psspsspss” and the tiger comes up to me?

        • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
          8 days

          Then they are either very cool or you are very dead. Either way, worth it.

        • nialv7@lemmy.world
          8 days

          you can pet a tiger at least once

            • Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org
              7 days

              • Bowdac@ani.social
                8 days

                lol only comment on this crap post ha!

                • Bowdac@ani.social
                  8 days

                  Hi how are you?

                  • Bowdac@ani.social
                    8 days

                    Hungry?

                  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
                    8 days

                    • Gyrcas@piefed.zipEnglish
                      8 days

                      If dangerous, why fluffy and friend shaped?

                        • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
                          8 days

                          Proof that life isn’t fair

                            • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
                              8 days

                              Your user name is 😚🤌

                          • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
                            8 days

                            Someone messed up and put “not” all over this picture, other than that though it’s a good guide

                            • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
                              8 days

                              • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipEnglish
                                8 days

                                Fucking. Stop. Me.

                                  • Ignotum@lemmy.world
                                    7 days

                                    I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won’t be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared

                                  • KubeRoot@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                    7 days

                                    This is AI slop

                                    • BC_viper@lemmy.world
                                      8 days

                                      Ah. But you can catch it by the toe.

                                      • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world
                                        7 days

                                        But consider: which of the tiger’s appendages can you yank for amusement if you’re a gibbon?

                                        • Stolas@lemmy.ca
                                          8 days

                                          Big kitty. Must pet anyway.

                                          • qwertyasdf@lemmy.ml
                                            8 days

                                            I really want to pet a tiger though. Even if its the last thing I do

                                              • Hanrahan@slrpnk.netEnglish
                                                8 days

                                                weeelllllll, you can do the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed I assume before you’re allowed to pet them? because you’re not petting one any other way …at all.

                                                As to the ethics of that, welllll, we destroy their habitat and have nearly made them go extinct and that seems perfectly acceptable, soooo. Just to be clear I have not done this personally.

                                                  • Bilb!@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                    8 days

                                                    Its nasty to do that to a tiger, but if people want to feed me, get me high on ketamine and pet me I’m fine with it.

                                                    • restingOface@quokk.auEnglish
                                                      8 days

                                                      the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed

                                                      Rawr I’m a tiger come capture me, Thailand

                                                    • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world
                                                      7 days

                                                      Pet a cheetah instead, they’re chill.

                                                    • snoons@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                      8 days

                                                      You definitely can but it takes a long time and you have to say “chhfchhffchff” not “psspsspsspss” because that’s not tiger language.

                                                      Essentially you have to be around when the liger is born.

                                                      • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
                                                        8 days

                                                        A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!

                                                        • ddh@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                                                          8 days

                                                          There’s one place you can pet it still. You’ll never guess where.

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