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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbygigaqps@lemmy.world
2 days

You don't know me, you don't know my life

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    • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
      2 days

      Imagine 12 people coming up to you in real life telling you they like something you did.

      That would be a great feeling.

        • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
          1 day

          I caught it at just the right time!

            • nik9000@programming.dev
              1 day

              I have to leave it just like that.

          • ProfessorScience@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2 days

            • Agent641@lemmy.world
              2 days

              Sixty-seven, lads!

                • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
                  2 days

                  Side note. “6 7” didn’t bother me much. As said orally can be interpreted as “6(7)” which is equal to 42 which as we all know is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

                    • seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                      1 day

                      oh my god

                    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialEnglish
                      2 days

                      Six seven.

                        • blackberry28@sh.itjust.works
                          1 day

                          c/woooosh

                        • lemmingsareawesome@sh.itjust.works
                          1 day

                          76

                          SYSTEM 7666666

                        • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
                          2 days

                          I show my wife and she tells me how proud she is

                          • banazir@lemmy.ml
                            2 days

                            Bah, I’m old enough to not care about upvotes or approval, I just shitpost for the love of the game and to sniff my own farts.

                              • banazir@lemmy.ml
                                2 days

                                Why is no one upvoting my comment?

                                  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
                                    2 days

                                    I fucking love the time stamp differences between these two comments. That’s fantastic

                                • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
                                  2 days

                                  That’s just Lemmy: 43 year olds upvoting other 43 year olds

                                    • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
                                      2 days

                                      Going to another social network is live going to an indoor children’s playground. All the yelling and screeching slamming into your senses as soon as you open the door.

                                      • Shindo66@lemmy.world
                                        2 days

                                        Is this all a bunch of early 40s people like me on here?

                                          • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
                                            2 days

                                            Always was.

                                            *Teleports behind you in a Sonic Astronaut outfit*
                                            *Shoots you in the back of the head*

                                              • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
                                                2 days

                                                Nothing personal, kid

                                          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                            2 days

                                            Hey! I resemble that remark!

                                            I’m actually 43 and aware that I’ve never been “hip” but close enough 🤷🏻

                                              • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netEnglish
                                                2 days

                                                The only thing hip about guys like us, are the hip replacements

                                                • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                  2 days

                                                  Hip enough to have upvoted your comments 14 times :)

                                                • content_educator_94@thelemmy.club
                                                  1 day

                                                  Just be steady posting your shit, making shitty postings, and soon you’ll be a shitposter’s shitposter.

                                                  Shit.

                                                  Post.

                                                  Post.

                                                  Shit.

                                                  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
                                                    2 days

                                                    When I get downvotes on a comment that probably only I find funny it also low key rules

                                                    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
                                                      2 days

                                                      How dare you

                                                      • jpablo68@infosec.pub
                                                        1 day

                                                        I’m 42 and I approve this message

                                                        • Jayjader@jlai.lu
                                                          2 days

                                                          I’m not in my forties yet, but out of my twenties, and I can relate. I made a single spur-of-the-moment shitpost that got double digit upvotes on Lemmy; rode that high for almost two full weeks.

                                                          • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netEnglish
                                                            2 days

                                                            Bro. You’ve ve been here for 12 days and you’re already calling me out? What. The. Fuck.

                                                            • lemmingsareawesome@sh.itjust.works
                                                              1 day

                                                              youtube comments

                                                              • B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip
                                                                2 days

                                                                You at least appear to interact with people so you’re already more hip than a lot of shit on the front page.

                                                                Or reddit

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