- 8 days
The grift!
He paid for government access to shutdown all the regulators that were looking into his fraud. Quid pro quo classic corruption out in the open. He should already been in prison.
- 8 days
He’s a flight risk.
Arresting him then chopping his arms and legs off would be a good way to stop him making a run for it!! (If he’s not guilty then give him back his appendages)Another alternative is my patented “feet first woodchipper slow dunk.” I can’t explain the basics about this option because I get too excited…
- 8 days
he should not be allowed to set foot in a orison, except as a comfort billionaire.
Show him doing his little salute on every TV in the prison, and then chuck him to the wolves
- 9 days
and in exchange hes rigging the elections. there i completed the loop for anyone still out of it…
- rynn@piefed.socialEnglish9 days
He’s rigging the election using our money. He’s found the infinite money glitch.
We probably need to shut down the computer.
- 8 days
that seems a little severe. just need to shut down the assholes trying to steal all the computer. and their families.
- NoForwadSlashS@piefed.socialEnglish8 days
I know planes don’t crash very often statistically, but imagine the worldwide lack of sadness if this one did.
I would even go so far and say this would be celebration worthy.
- 8 days
Wait to you learn that Tesla was never profitable because the reality was the majority of their profits were based on financial instruments like carbon credits. It was always a pump and dump scam.
8 daysLet’s keep it simple and sweet, everything musk does is a grift.
He finds smart people so sometimes things get built by accident, but he’s ultimately just a grifter
Like his flying car business… Instead of building a giant quad and making a real flying “car” (as many have done), he spent God knows how much to build an rc car that could never, ever, in any country, be allowed on the road
- 8 days
someone needs yo make elon musk say “if you’re reading this, you’re gay.”
- ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.worldEnglish8 days
Gay is not something bad. It’s just different. (Unless you’re gay, and then it’s the same.)
Elon, on the other hand, is just an evil, aberrant pretender to humanity in a skin suit.
Um, isn’t he basically a welfare queen and supposedly worth nearly a trillion?
It seems like this is only the latest $16 billion he got from taxpayers?
- 8 days
yes. it turns out there is an illegal immigrant who rapes Americans, steals American jobs, kills people all over the world, and ruins the fabric of our society while robbing us all and polluting the world dozens of children.
and I think in this one case, we can compromise with conservatives on what to do about him.
- daannii@lemmy.worldEnglish8 days
That’s how he paid for that stupid car.
You notice how the windows are all dark. Even the front ?
That car had no seats or anything inside. Just the jet engines machinery. what a joke.
Not like it matters. That thing is a bomb on wheels. Even if that big rc car could still flip with a floppy human charging the center of gravity, you’d have to have a death wish to get inside that thing while it’s moving, let alone jumping
200lbs of highly compressed air right behind the passengers… If it popped, it would be like the Titan submersible, except after it turns you into red mist it would also release shrapnel
You’d have to find them first and then probably touch them. Who among us has the time and gastrointestinal fortitude to accomplish such a feat?
- 8 days
hell, I’d volunteer to do it with a belt sander or soldering iron.
- 8 days
we have industrial machines for doing this. who says the animal cruelty industry only ever gives us bad things?
- 9 days
Money is imaginary. Theoretically, all we have to do is all collectively agree that the imaginary units are no longer in his account and are in another account instead
- 8 days
that’s not how money works. it works on social consensus. if we all agree tomorrow to give each other bread and pay our landlords’ mortgages in exchange for parker brothers barbie™©® monopoly™©® money, that’s real money. who has it is who we agree have it.
the dead in our culture have nothing.
- 8 days
Cool, cool. Then Take everything he has, claw back what he stole, use the rest to repair as much of the damage as possible.
- 7 days
fuck damage. new society where this shit isn’t possible.
Ya don’t say.
Meanwhile, some of us can’t afford McDonalds. Or electricity.
- 8 days
don’t burn that dumpster, might still be protein in there!
- 8 days
If you get caught stealing $16, then you have a problem.
If you get caught stealing $16 billion, then the people who caught you have a problem
- 8 days
I will never lose that part of me, not for them, not for anyone. I’ll let it show. Even for them.
Lest I turn into them.
- MrSulu@lemmy.mlEnglish9 days
Only in the US, the land of freedom and opportunity, can any person who is willing to pick themselves up, work hard and stay straight achieve this too… /s
People act like the UK didn’t already have a parliament before the US formed and like everyone in US had the right to vote (rather than the roughly 25% at it’s beginning) like it was some kind of democratic singularity rather part of a moving front. The propaganda is strong.
