- 9 days
I paid £400 for the snip but save so much not paying a fortune raising children.
Best investment I have ever made.
- 9 days
I paid £400 for the snip
Why? “£” suggests you’re in the UK. It’s free in the UK, unless you don’t want to wait a few months.
- 8 days
Yeah that was kind of outside of the scope of the discussion. It was mainly around a vasectomy to prevent births.
- JasonDJ@lemmy.zipEnglish9 days
My SIL was on an IUD, like 17 years ago or so. I remember because my nephew is getting his drivers license soon.
(They aren’t infallible)
- 8 days
Wow she’s the .1% of the .1%. When it does fail the vast majority of pregnancies are non-viable ectopic. So your nephew really beat the odds
- 8 days
True, still they are 99.8% to 99.9% effective depending on the kind. Insane odds, since it was so close to insertion there must have been some kind of mistake during insertion
we is doomed!@lemmy.worldEnglish
8 daysthere must have been some kind of mistake during insertion
well yes, that’s how a kid is made
- 8 days
Here to say the same. So long 2 kid life. Welcome my miracle #3.
potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
8 daysUnlimited creampies on offer and you’re still talking about oral!?
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vipEnglish
8 daysoh like this is the first time I’ve heard “wherever you want”
it wasn’t an immaculate conception that time!
Wait. No more periods?! Is that an expected side effect of an IUD? :o
He was such a fantastic con man that we still know his name four thousand years later. That deserves respect!
Yes! They thin out the lining so much that you either have very light or no periods at all. I went through going through super+ tampons in an hour to literally nothing at all (nothing at all, nothing at ALL!)
Love my stupid sexy IUD!
Having no kids is also great if u want to fuck over the billionaire class. They can’t exploit people if there simply aren’t people left to exploit lol.
- 8 days
NO! they will just get rid of education for lower class, and restore the birthrate lmao. This is not how we supposed to get rid of exploiters.
My vasectomy is probably one of the best things I have ever invested in
I have no kids and three money, but most of all, a wonderful lifestyle and almost unbridled freedom
- 8 days
Did you ever feel the urge to have a second one around the time your first became 2 ? According to my colleagues it’s super common
- 8 days
I hate kids but have a breeding kink, im so thankful I can’t get pregnant
- 8 days
I’m also really thankful I can’t get pregnant. Been unable to my whole life.
My usual talk during check ups:
Are you currently sexually active?
Yes.
Are you trying to get pregnant, or any chance of a pregnancy?
No.
What method of contraception are you using?
Sex reassignment surgery.
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- 8 days
Busting out the Lisa Frank! Congrats on surviving insertion because Jesus fucking Christ that shit hurts. I had to have mine taken out because it kept poking me, hope you don’t have that issue!
djdarren@piefed.socialEnglish
8 daysMy partner had theirs replaced yesterday. It’s the second time I’ve sat by them while it was done, and my god, you uterus-owners pay the iron price for that shit. And we thank you all for it.
- 8 days
I am 43 years old I live in a rural town of less than 4000 people. Everybody here is a hard-core Republican needless to say I have to do next to nothing in order to not get anybody pregnant.
Yeah, we good with our amount of babbies. This timeline is cursed. Send them to another for protection.
















