They had to have realized when they posted that image of the ad how sexually suggestive it is right? it literally took my brain a millisecond to think a million different sex thoughts about this image
No I honestly can’t see a single reason why it would be sexually suggestive. The clothing is modest by modern standards, you can’t see any real definition of the shape of her body under her shirt and nothing about the face, the pose or the background says anything sexual to me at all. Honestly if you see this image as sexual I’m afraid that you think every picture of a young attractive woman is sexual.
I thought this post was going to be about the “missionaries in your area”, as a reference to the “hot singles in your area” ads
Yeah, I am surprised the OP is so focused on the fingers and not the obvious text similarity.
That did not even occur to me. Probably because you can’t even tell where her raspberry dungeon is supposed to be located. I see a torso on top of a brown load bearing column.
Do you think the raspberry dungeon could be around her neck or something? Pretty sure its not difficult to approximate for most people unless this is somehow another black and blue dress versus white and gold dress situation
I don’t blame you, I had the exact same thought. They look so dam soft and squishy, and that green colour is such a good pairing with the polished wood. I’d sit on those pews all day, goddamn.
Say, chaps, would any of you be interested in setting up the Furnitureporn community? I think it will be a smashing success!
Unlike the hostile architecture outside, those look made to lie full length along! With the hot missionaries in your area…
Apart from that hand placement which could be nothing, these types of ads use too many pretty young ladies for it not to be a choice. Plus “Missionaries in your area”? Come on, there’s no way a whole PR team could miss that!
They’re Mormons.
That, and they use “area” as a term internally to refer to how they organize ecclesiastical settlement hierarchy. The “Area 70” is basically the same as the local presiding archbishop of an archdiocese. (Not to be confused with the bishop of a Mormon ward, who’s about the same on the hierarchy as the priest of a local parish).
You shouldn’t call people morons that’s rude
Oh wait you said mormons, that’s even worse of an insult!
Try copying her hand position. It is not very comfortable so I suspect not an accident.
As we all know, sexual thoughts are UNNATURAL and IMMORAL and YOU are the ONLY one having this PROBLEM. PENISES and BOOBLES and VAGINAS exist only to be CUT OFF so you can be CLOSER WITH CHRIST
WHY IS NOBODY LISTENING I USED CAPS /s
Yeah that’s an attractive model used for an ad. If you don’t fantasize about them then the marketing department is monetarily screwed fucked. Product is irrelevant. Funny post tho
“Hot Christians in your area”
Would you like me to come talk with you about “Jesus Christ”
“OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD”
Oh pretty ladies on screen. They must secretly want the D.
Jesus Christ, rub one out and move on.
Flirty fishing is a strat used by cults since time immemorial
I should know, I’ve had to escape from seven of them, so far.
“She” could be a generic model AI’d or Photoshopped into a church she has never seen or even been near to. That’s how advertizing works.
We had a woman raising a stink because her pictures were used in a large national campaign about incontinence.
There’s always one super cute, fun, flirty, chill Christian girl that literally flirts their way into rounding up thirsty dudes to come to church, and everyone tells her she’s doing great stuff for the church by doing it.
The one in my high school was named Melissa, then the Mormons had 2 girls running the same scam. I guess to try and increase the odds of success.
Mormons go in pairs to make sure that one person isn’t having fun or masterbating in the hotel room. I had a coworker have a pair of hot Mormons knock on his door. He said he was interested in hearing more on the off chance of getting some but the call back was a guy.
Lol.
Yah, the flirty pair had a falling out when the one that definitely knew where the line was between flirty and sexy just went for it and banged too many dudes and the cute one got pissed.
Can’t blame them, she could get it and did.
She’s literally pointing two fingers at her own vagina! This ad is sexual and misleading
finding someone sexy is not what makes one a bad person, acting inappropriately is
You’re not a bad person but you either need to masturbate a lot more or a lot less.
