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- Mirror Giraffe@piefed.socialEnglish7 days
Did he recently get a kid? Because on your shoulder/chest is where all the puke and snot goes.
- Leviathan@fedinsfw.appEnglish7 days
See? This obsession with fashion makes no sense to me, this is why I’ll never grow out of band shirts and random thrifted everything else.
- Diddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish8 days
I never understood the idea of a wank sock or a cum rag. What’s wrong with toilet paper? Why are you keeping your old cum, you dirty fuckers?
- 7 days
Or if you still have a foreskin, you trap it, walk to the bathroom, and then deposit it in the toilet.
- 8 days
I can’t speak for all guys, but I can easily fire through toilet paper and Kleenex.
- 7 days
This is why I just use a cum rag and wash it and get to reuse a thick and sturdy rag
- 7 days
I used too, but it was staining and leaving spots like the picture. Either that or they aren’t making t-shirts like they used to.
- 7 days
It’s the expensive Charmin, I don’t want my fingers poking through lol.
- 7 days
So far I haven’t heard of a single useful application for the ability. Despite my best efforts, I discovered that I’m not capable of successfully shooting to swing from building to building.
7 daysNow I’m imagining Diarrhea 4 but with cum. Might be a little harder to animate. And the sound effects and music might also prove problematic.
- 7 days
I mean there’s no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren’t jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that’s how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.
- 7 days
This sounds fake and gay. Real men wear their cum with pride, pulling crusty socks up to ankles and knees.
- 7 days
There was a comic book where a guy was gonna cum on some toilet paper, fold it, wait for it to dry, then use it as a knife.
“While researching techniques to make this, we came accross something called a ‘limp biscuit’. Jamie’s excited to try this! We’ve got the B team coming over to help.”
- 7 days
Try an actual washcloth or towel sometime. Way more comfortable and just overall better than toilet paper imo. Throw it in the laundry after use. In total, it’s not gross, it’s more comfy, and it’s arguably more environmentally friendly.
- daannii@lemmy.worldEnglish8 days
Might be high end fashion.
Really expensive clothes look like poor people clothes.
Like you spilled bleach in your shirt.
Idk.
- 8 days
That’s not even slightly satirical, that’s been true for decades. Ever since the first pair of ripped jeans.
- daannii@lemmy.worldEnglish7 days
I saw a YouTube video about “why do rich people want to dress poor”.
And I think the main take away was that poor people are more hip. So they think it makes them look cool.
And that ultimately they don’t want people to think they are snooty rich people because this makes them a target.
I have met rich kids at the last university I attended and I can say that rich kids are much more boring people. They have no interesting stories. No sage advice to share with classmates that came from a hardship or traumatic experience.
They are bland as fuck. And I think they know it.
A friend of mine used to call them “white bread/bred”
We are both white. But these type of people are like clueless to how the world works. No concept of being down and out.
For instance I had complained to a fellow student at said university that I was nervous about losing funding and how to afford rent and they said with complete sencerity…
"Dani, just get a credit card "
Like , how could I be so dumb?. Of course. Just get a credit card. Or better yet, have my parents get me one. I can’t believe I didn’t think of that.
But that’s a legit example of what I mean by being completely clueless. And this wasn’t some 18 year old. This was grad school. So another student in their mid to late 20s said this to me.
I wonder if that holds true in general, the poorer you are, the harder your life has been, more interesting you become. Would that make a sub-saharan handicapped trans gal the most interesting person in the world to be around?
- 7 days
I think you’re very correct, I see this type of shit all the time with expensive clothes.
That’s probably a $300 T-shirt, not joking. For a guy like that, $300 is like me spending $1 on a shirt at the flea market because I like it.
- stylo@lemmy.worldEnglish7 days
No guarantee this is the right answer, but it is common for celebrities to wear just shitty dirty looking clothes to ruin paparazzi photos. Since they look dirty, they sell for less and then there’s less demand.
Same as wearing the exact same boring outfit every day so every photo looks like any other Wednesday
- 7 days
Which would be odd behavior for celebrities who notify the paparazzi in advance of where & when they’ll be someplace.
Who’s to say it’s “his” cum rag? The brother might just be borrowing it. We should, as a community, stop being so quick to jump to conclusions. Smh.
I’ve also stopped caring if the baby pukes a bit of milk on my shirt. Quick wipe, on with the day.
Infants will up your “disgusting” index quite a bit. I still never got used to snot and thank gods my kids didn’t do that much. Shit? I can man up and deal. Snot? 🤮
“How did they even see my socks?!” - Tom reading the article
- 8 days
It’s probably a dog
*dogs be slobbery and it can be easy to overlook if you own a slobbery dog (I’m not a fan of dogs for this reason, sorry friends :( )
