and low the tempter compelled the christ saying “Official printer firmware updates by the original equipment manufacturor will upgrade at 2AM est & invalidate your non-OEM print cartridges (magenta low) unless you bow down too worship me”
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the more surface area his calf musels have the more likely he is too short circuit consumer electronics
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Thank you for creating Saint Christopher. Did you know he had a dog’s head originally, but Vatican hid the truth?
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When people talk about how technically worms are hermaphrodites I feel a kinship because technically my namesake is a hermanubis.
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Thank you for creating not japanese Jesus content!
Is that heretic in Funhole peaks?
heresy, even bowing down won’t stop the firmware downgrades¹ invalidating your aftermarket cartridges
1: term “upgrade” altered to it’s antonym, as it more faithfully represents, that, functionality is in fsct, degrading, even if the version number says otherwise
