• DarkCloud@lemmy.worldEnglish
    16 days

    We all know these distinctions no longer matter. The new two classes are: billionaire corrupting society and destroying the planet… And everyone else.

    If your bank account has less than 9 digits then welcome to the fight comrade.

    • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
      16 days

      Yep. I did the math recently for Zuckerberg (and his 5% tax) and 1/1000 of his wealth would make my family rich for generations if they manage it well barring some kind of financial collapse.

      One-one thousandth.

      • chiliedogg@lemmy.worldEnglish
        14 days

        If you earned 15 dollars a second and worked 24 hours a day from the day Julius Caesar died to today, you still wouldn’t have earned a trillion dollars.

  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.worldEnglish
    16 days

    CRANKIN HOG IS NOT BOUGIE, BROTHER, CRANKIN HAWWWG CAN BE ENJOYED BY ALL WHO HAVE HOG AND CRANK, MATERIALS THAT WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE TO ALL WHO WISH TO PARTAKE

    AROOOOOOOOOO

      • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.worldEnglish
        14 days

        WAIT A SECOND BROTHER, IS THAT WHAT CRANKIN HAWG IS? I THOUGHT IT WAS WHEN I WAS REVVIN MY BIKE’S ENGINE IN MY WIFE’S GARAGE WHILE SHE WAS AT WORK, FLIRTING WITH HER BOSS TO TRY TO GET A RAISE, AROOOOOOOOO

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldEnglish
    16 days

    AROOOO, BROTHER, SEIZE THE MEANS OF HOG PRODUCTION FROM THE PRIUS-DRIVIN’ LIBRULS WHO AIN’T CRANKED A DAY IN THEIR MF’IN LIVES.

  • Thrydwulf@lemmy.todayEnglish
    15 days

    Wait a moment. Does that mean foreplay implies free time? I can’t join the worker’s revolution if it means no more cuddles before snu-snu.

  • Kowowow@lemmy.caEnglish
    16 days

    Gooning is very resource intensive, not just the electricity or time involved think about the need to for content, even if we assume it’s all old favourites then what about the storage

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldEnglish
      16 days

      Beyond the specificity that one can achieve in their desired content, I have data to back this up that it’s much more space efficiently to be a degenerate furry than a normie.

      I currently have 9,237 files in my normies collection to the tune of 35GB (almost all photos, rarely video). Compare that with 25,763 files in my yiff category, of which is also 35GB. Again, even more so, these are very rarely videos. And for the normie stuff, if you can get original content hot off the presses straight from their camera directly to you - no compression, size reduction, etc that websites and apps usually cause - these can be biiiig files by comparison.

      I’ve been saving content for over two decades, and I’m kind of specific in what I like, hence the discrepancy between the two categories. I could absolutely see a typical person accruing 100GB+ easily. Especially if they prefer video, that number skyrockets.

      Thanks for attending my UwUtalk.

    • SillyDude@lemmy.zipEnglish
      16 days

      I have ascended and need neither visual nor physical stimulation to goon.

  • dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    15 days

    Edging indicates solidarity with the Lay Down movement that our comrades in China innovated. Lay down and edge yourself, and in doing so reject the idea of “productivity.” When you release we will see you on the barricades.